Papa's got a brand new chat

he was a dick... he grabbed onto my door hard then yelled at me... i'm just sitting there with a blank expression..

I admit i may have provoked him... but you could tell he was a douche cop right from the start, soon as i heard him yell in the beggining, the way he did it... and the way he walked, with his arms all winged out like a typical douche.. so of course i wasn't gunna make it easy on him he tells me to pull over... "pardon me?" he tells me again.. "sorry i cant hear you" he tells me again.. "on the road?"... hes like, no, over there -_- .... "over where?"

I knew i was getting a ticket regardless... mine as well fuck with em, its not like he can raise the price of it or anything, a fine is a fine...

 

Damn red lights get you every time

I almoost made it... the light turned red but i was turning right anyways so i could have gotten away... but the guy infront of my didn't leave enough room, so i'm like ohfuck... look in my mirror and hes bolting towards me like an olympic sprinter... that just had one to many donuts...

 

im surprised no one made a thread about the best gore webmaster

or maybe they did and i didnt see it

 

pretty sure its mushmouth



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMADJcimnds"]Mushmouth - YouTube

 

Yah me too after listening to them both lol

 

thank you for pointing that out buddy.....I edited

yup....I repped you

im currently paying off a no seatbelt ticket.....240 bucks here in ontario

 

:0

 

when is ortus finally gonna get arrested

 

my boyfriend is seeing Paul McCartney play as we speak
:sifone:
I hope he's high
:love:

 

how

 

how?

or like... how ... :indian_chief:

 

i wear my seatbelt

im cheap like that

my motorhome only had lap belts....also i had a 73 impala coupe once that had buckle adjustable lap belts

 

I try to not make a habit of anything..seatbelts sometimes, sometimes not

Unfortunately, that has been found to be habit forming.

 

i need to find a job. i dont wanna, but we need the money. my fuse is so short now though, i need to find a kitchen/ back of the house/ grunt work job. something i can just do and get lost in. not deal with too many people. very low tolerance for stupid bullshit.

but the greenbacks must be acquired. its killing me that we are buying our groceries on credit, and im the only one who can do something about it. we would be fine if we werent paying for the health insurance, but it costs so much that now that we have it we can't afford to go. kid needs vaccinations or they wont let him start school.
i am so fucking depressed, and the very idea of going back to work makes me panic. i just want to crawl in a hole.

 

mindlessly wash dishes in the back while you sing show tunes to yourself
i don't mind that kinda work

 

i used to be a host in a restaurant. i didnt get along with people because i wouldnt stoop to their level. my favorite thing to do was to roll silverware in the back and practice my songs for school. or make breadsticks. over and over and over again. even prep work would be fine, though i wouldnt want to be required to use a slicer, those things terrify me.

but i also dont drive, and its $2.25 to ride the bus one way, so my range is limited. its just daunting.

 

what songs for school?
that's what I do :love:

 

I think I might need to get a different job...I don't really lime talking to customers as much as I actually do...which is a fuckton

 

Your true calling is to become a pr0n star

 

i was in more than one group, because i was in the regular group first and then also got into show choir. we did a lot of different music. classical stuff, swingy stuff, pop medleys. i was in some of the musicals. i shared one of the step-sisters roles in Rodgers and Hammersteins Cinderella, i was in Little Shop of Horrors, though i was a minor role. i love to sing, just cant do it so well anymore. voice is broken like the rest of me.