I see this all the time. Slim people walking. So why are they just walking? They're already in shape. They should be running to improve their health. But no. So many of them are lazy and just walk around casually. Why are people who are in great shape to run insist on walking? It really agitates me. (to avoid any misinterpretation by posterity, this is a parody thread to 'fat people running') http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=474397
When people say they don't know something is a parody thread they are just being assholes because they hate parody threads... (yet they always feel the need to comment on them)... so yea I woulda left out the disclaimer. Just sayin. n.e. waaays... yea I don't know what their deal is. Use it or lose it, I say. Ingrates.
It's all relative. One person's fat is anther person's slim. One person's slow is another person's fast. So you could have a fat person who thinks they are slim, walking fast, which to you appears slow. Or conversely a slim person who believes that they are fast, walking as slow as a fat person who thinks they are slim, but which to you appears to be moderately brisk. And so on....
I was walking just this morning... Not sure how fast or slow because I don't give a shit how fast I was walking. There was :coffee: involved though...
In a nation where obesity has been ordained a "disease" ; probably at least 50% of the country is fat and lazy. barry would just love to get the fatties on SSD. Just think 47% er's will now become the overwhelming majority. Just because you had to go to pizza hut.
i'm a skinny one.... ive been in many old folks homes and retirement residences.... and guess what? never saw a single fat person over 70 I like my chances of seeing 70 better being skinny note to op....if you have to announce that its a parody thread it takes away the fun number one rule of parody club is you don't talk about parody club
no one needs the anxiety of being always in a hurry. if anything, that is far more unhealthy then any potential gains in physique. as for "lazy"; a world of lazy, introverted, cowards, is a safer, free-er, and more gratifying place, then any that romanticizes and rewards aggressiveness.
I'm thin and walk realllly slow. Years ago, I got an award in my high school environmental club for "Stopping and smelling the roses."
