Papa's got a brand new chat

whys my brother gotta instigate me when he knows i can kick his ass...

As I pass by his room to go downstairs he calls me a faggot... i'm like dafuq you just say? He's like 'nothing...' so i go again, and he calls me a faggot again... so i come back, and i'm like ???... He says nothing... So i close his door, then walk away again... i hear him whisper faggot...

I then realize he's online with his friends and they can hear him, so hes just trying to act all cool... But i ignore it, then as i come back upstairs he's like "hey, faggot... open my door..." .... Bitcchh puuhleease... I go in there and grab his laptop from him, pin him against the wall, and am like "call me a faggot one more time..." he says nothing... So i walk away..

I get out the door and i hear "he's such a faggot" ... That's it... I walk back in and hit him just once, and he starts to cry... on cam, for all of his little boyfriends to see priceless, whose the faggot now beeeitchhh lol

 

i'm kinda glad that ended in a punch
but on cam is key!

 

ortus if i buy you a gopro will you strap it to your head and film your daily encounters for us???

 

:rofl:

sounds like a plan, man!

It'd be like the unrated version of the truman show..

 

YES. THIS!

but you have to pay it back to your core audience (us), because you KNOW you'd make money on it.

 

This might have to happen now lol


So many pregnant chicks lately... I went on fb for the first time in ages cause i keep getting emails from it... The timelines filled with girls posting pics of their fat prego bellies... why? what kind of audience are these girls trying to target? nobody wants to see that

My ex gf is pregnant... thank god i left her, that could have been me... And this other girl that asked me out a few years ago is now pregnant too... geezus... good thing i said no lol...

Seeing these pictures makes me very relieved that my girlfriend ended up not being pregnant....

 

i know seven girls that had babies within a year of graduating

 

maybe you shouldnt be "friends" with those people. people like to share.

"good thing i said no" and your ex, you know that pregnancies dont automatically happen at certain times, but indeed, as you found out, that coulda been you with your current girlfriend. lots of people dont get the good news that shes not pregnant.

you should not be judging anyone.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pbdwueqGp4"]The Helicopter Speed Limit - Helicopter Physics Series - #7 - Smarter Every Day 51 - YouTube

 

mooning people

 

Mooning?

 

Yes. Yes it is. :coffee:

 

i'm about to start the carpets again....they came out pretty clean....I'm happy...this time I'm doubling up on the cleaning solution

 

:sunny: I'm awake :daisy:

 

.........barely :coffee:

 

bare

 

some guys like the preggo belly look :leaving:

 

ugh im so sick. idk if it's a cold or what but i thought there wern't many colds going around in the summertime. every day i wake up with alot of mucus in my nose and throat, sometimes my throat is sore when i wake up, and i'll cough and sneeze a little bit too.

i've been smoking once in the morning and once at night every day, out of a bong. i honestly can't stop smoking, plus my stomach starts to hurt real bad when i do and i can't eat. though i know i might get better quicker if i stopped smoking.

anyone got any ideas? so far i've got some dayquil, i think maybe ill get some vitamin C too.

need to get better soon, or by friday night at the latest.

 

summer colds are terrible, but they are common. the cold doesnt give a fuck what month it is.

i recommend vitamin c from EATING ORANGES, the best way to aborb nutrients is in the actual foods they belong in.
also- make a cup of tea and toss in a bay leaf or two. i break mine up into kinda big pieces, make SURE to pull them out before drinking, the leaf doesnt soften and can cut you throat. Bay leaves are used in stews and soups, its one of the reasons they are so good for you when you are sick. sometimes i just do bay leaf tea straight, but i like to add it to something else i enjoy. i have a "throat coat" tea blend that helps too.


i do not have a cold right now, im STILL suffering from my allergies. i think allergies became post nasal drip and its all settled into my chest.

 

Vitamin C and Zinc...