Cartels, Hippies and Hipsters

So, a member of a drug cartel, a hippie and a hipster walk into a bar...

 

I bet that hurt...

 

and the bartender says....

 

(and the bartender says...).... " I wonder who I can get some better buds to smoke from.... let's see....."

 

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(that's what I was originally going with in my head... something like- "that's it, they walked into a bar. ouch."

 

The cartel member is trying to organize the group, The hipster is doing just that, Agreeing for no reason but to look cool and the hippie, Well hes most likely high, Wishing he was or having a nice acid flashback so he don't really care at that time lol.

 

and the cartel member makes the hipster a soldier and for initiation sends him out to...._____?

 

Hes a follower, It comes down to if the hippie is holding out and wont share.

But if he was dry, Im sure the cartel member would have him do some community service and get involved in the local PTA etc. Harmless deeds for the greater good.
























Reality, He kidnaps the kids, Rapes and sodomizes the wife before killing her and forces him into growing and or trafficking if he want to see his kids. If no kids, They will find mom and pop's for insurance.

If all goes bad, All family and friends disappear over night and nobody knows anything. Chalk it up to a loss and a cartel win and move on.

 

The hipster is sent out with the hippie as his sidekick on the time traveling unicorn of death to stop the Russians from annexing Ireland and enslaving the leprechauns to use them as test monkeys for their plans to one day rule Singapore in the 42nd dimension.

 

ha... the first one was funny.

 

I haven't seen Looper.