you might be a ___ when/if___

ok in this game you make the first word, and then of course you fill in the second word like this:

you might be a DRUNK when YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND FIRST THING YOU GRAB IS A BEER,,, FUCK COFFEE

or...

you might be a STONER if, YOU DO A BETTER JOB AT BEING MCGUYVER THAN MCGUYVER EVER WAS (ok that was kinda lame whatever)

i think you get the point

 

so why doesnt anyone wanna play my game?? i think it's a lot better than that stupid
male/female one

you might be an american if you eat a heart-attack every night for dinner