Cheech and Chong and Chat

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  1. broony

    broony Banned

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    my laptop fucking broke ecause some dumb drunk let it slide off the table onto the kitchen haqrd floor.. thanks you dumb fuck

    4 days later a different guy falls through a small window with his arm and break a window... its getting fixed in a week.

    carpet is now a fucking mess

    and you did not a fucking thing to help around the place..

    im taking your trix cereal :D
     
  2. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    if any of you own snowblowers

    check the shear bolts and make sure they are the proper ones...so much wasted time and money because people dont understand how important those things are....putting 10 cent regular bolt where a $1 shear bolt should be can do a few hundred $$ damage ///
     
  3. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    Some dope shit with my lady Lexxy.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATTzvs99qNY"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATTzvs99qNY
     
  4. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    i made it to the minute mark then had to stop

    if you ever need to torture me just tie me up and keep playing that in a loop ill fold quick
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nekOzuD4bOs"]Grateful Dead~ "Jack Straw" Oakland Stadium 07-24-87 - YouTube
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  6. PurpByThePound

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    Just got home into my new house I moved in with randoms. Kinda worried about them all liking bluegrass and me not caring at all for it...it's like a lifestyle out here.

    After working a ridiculous amount at a festival, sleeping minimally and abusing my body, I feel like a very different person. Lot of stupid shit that I ended up dealing with and getting fucked in terms of not fucking because nobody else had the fucking balls to step up to the plate and serve espresso to a bunch of loonies in a field at 4am.

    All in all it was fun, but I wish I had a better team and also been put into a position where people would listen to me as a manager and not just an equal that happens to know way more about the process that was happening

    /vent
     
  7. PurpByThePound

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    Just got home into my new house I moved in with randoms. Kinda worried about them all liking bluegrass and me not caring at all for it...it's like a lifestyle out here.

    After working a ridiculous amount at a festival, sleeping minimally and abusing my body, I feel like a very different person. Lot of stupid shit that I ended up dealing with and getting fucked in terms of not fucking because nobody else had the fucking balls to step up to the plate and serve espresso to a bunch of loonies in a field at 4am. I think my tolerance for idiot people and general plebs has vanished


    All in all it was fun, but I wish I had a better team and also been put into a position where people would listen to me as a manager and not just an equal that happens to know way more about the process that was happening

    /vent
     
  8. rollingalong

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    I fuckin heard ya the first time:)
     
  9. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

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    I didn't get called in yesterday for my $20/day job.

    I hope everything is still on...to start at the end of the month.

    Dear God I'm Desperate. lol

    Since I've indulged in some firecrackers I wouldn't even be able to pass a piss test right now. :rolleyes:
     
  10. ☉rtus ♉

    ☉rtus ♉ Waffle

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    awesome weekend, just wish I could remember more of it lol drank more these past 2 days than I have in my whole life put together...

    We were in the middle of nowhere, when you get to the point where the roads are unnamed and are only there for the forestry/logging trucks... my car almost didn't make it, but it was worth it.. We were right by this huge lake, waterfall you could climb up, and there were a ton of caves up in there too you could go in..


    All was perfect, except my girlfriend puked on me.. puked in the tent.. and then puked in 10 other places.. basically everyone was puking the next day except me, I just don't really puke..

    when everyone went to bed i couldn't ever sleep, I had so much energy so i went to the lake, and was beyond drunk so decided to strip down to my boxers and go swimming in the pitch black and went so far out i didn't know which way was back because it was that dark, plus i obviously wasnt wearing glasses, i was to wasted to care so i just floated.. the current eventually brought me back to shore lol
     
  11. ☉rtus ♉

    ☉rtus ♉ Waffle

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    oh... and i tripped, got a huge gash in my leg, and then everyone convinced me to let them poor vodka on it... holy fuck... those are the only words to describe it... never again
     
  12. hahaha04

    hahaha04 Whatevers Clever

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    sounds crazy. you guys should have had hot sex on the vomit pile? :devil:

    be careful with floating out liek that my man, wouldnt want you to pass out. just be safe ya know.

    and i loled about the vodka situation.
     
  13. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    Usually if they offer you the job without a test there will not be one. I have even had employers tell me there would be one and not do it. I guess they thought I would not have the guts to show up if I could not pass. Well I did and I got a job for it. :) I had a detox drink ready though.
     
  14. ☉rtus ♉

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    Who said we didn't? ;) got some laundry to do now... lol :p

    But I agree, wouldn't have been done in a sober state of mind... I don't even know why I would go swimming at 3am in an ice cold lake, but hey, alcohol likes to remove that whole logical way of thinking lol

    Vodka idea was horrible.. they were like "we have to! it will get infected if we don't!" and i'm like "but... we have an actual firsts aid kit right over there..? :confused:" and they're like "yea.. but.. pleeeasee? It'll be funny!" ... "it'll be funny" is what got me, "true enough... hm, okay fine.. do it" then she pours it right into the wound... :eek: was not expecting that
     
  15. hahaha04

    hahaha04 Whatevers Clever

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    Yep! Ive had a couple jobs where they said there would be a test and no test. This week I am making a concerted effort, as classes start again tomorrow, to get a new job. Really want and am going to make some positive changes, not that my life is shit at the moment, its real good, but i want to live life not just go through motions as i sometimes find myself doing.
     
  16. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    Experimenting with wheat-paste graff.
     
  17. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    what the fuck is graff?....


    staff party at the pub tonight....closed to the public.//////i'm heading there shortly
     
  18. sunshine186

    sunshine186 midnight toker

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    I had a friend contact me today saying she wants me to move out with her. I don't think we can afford it because online ads are never real price. But she's really serious so i'm down to do the research
     
  19. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    how old are you?
     
  20. broony

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    that girl i kinda hooked up with at at the concert few weeks ago stopped by yesterday and today.. wow what a find..

    she has a lunchbox... filled with drugs that she carries around...

    tons of valium, some oxys, weed, over $1500 worth of molly, tons and i mean tons of mushrooms and oother pills of many kinds...

    and she is in love with me... but i told her, we are not sleeping together..we are now good friends... she is a very odd girl but very nice and she says my spirit is incredible... she wants me to make her dreads... and tomorrow she wants to mushroom trip with me...

    lol...and it all started when i asked her if she wanted to... give me a little head at the river... lol now i have the best drug hook ive had in 10+ years...
     
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