Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by BeachBall, Mar 28, 2013.

  1. Cloud Tiger

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    Spectacles has an irrational fear of people who wear gloves
     
  2. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Cloud Tiger has an electric tortoise. [it WASN'T electric,but it 'accidentally' got plugged in]
     
  3. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Puggy meticulously strops his electric razor every morning before he uses it
     
  4. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    BeeBs shaves her back using the 'crossword' method. [2 down,1 across]
     
  5. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Puggy thinks the point of a "crossword puzzle" is to fill in the entire grid with words like "dammit", "bugger" and "blast"
     
  6. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Beebs wrote a whole page in invisible ink before realising her pen had run out.
     
  7. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Puggy got through seventeen whole porcupines before somebody explained to him that it's more usual to cut a quill pen from a bird's wing feather
     
  8. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    BeeBs stayed in a hotel on her latest holiday.
    When the chef asked how she liked her eggs,BeachBall replied "In a cake!"
     
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    he ate the dingo that ate the baby..
     
  10. sunshine186

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    Orison is the dingo
     
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    sunshine is a daydream..
     
  12. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Orison provided Douglas Adams with the inspiration for Deep Thought
     
  13. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Managed to buy the only pair of out-of-tune maracas on the planet
     
  14. sunshine186

    sunshine186 midnight toker

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    Sold BeachBall the maracas
     
  15. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Snapped the A string on his air guitar
     
  16. oxyqueen

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    Puggy's air band plays for sold out crowds only he can see.
     
  17. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    Was one of the people in those invisible crowds.
     
  18. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    applied to be a school crossing lady-but neither her ankles or moustache were thick enough.
     
  19. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Wear his swimmers to the pub, just in case somebody challenges him to a game of pool
     
  20. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Her favourite saying is;
    Time flies like an arrow,but fruit flies like an apple'
     

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