Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Spectacles has an irrational fear of people who wear gloves

 

Cloud Tiger has an electric tortoise. [it WASN'T electric,but it 'accidentally' got plugged in]

 

Puggy meticulously strops his electric razor every morning before he uses it

 

BeeBs shaves her back using the 'crossword' method. [2 down,1 across]

 

Puggy thinks the point of a "crossword puzzle" is to fill in the entire grid with words like "dammit", "bugger" and "blast"

 

Beebs wrote a whole page in invisible ink before realising her pen had run out.

 

Puggy got through seventeen whole porcupines before somebody explained to him that it's more usual to cut a quill pen from a bird's wing feather

 

BeeBs stayed in a hotel on her latest holiday.
When the chef asked how she liked her eggs,BeachBall replied "In a cake!"

 

he ate the dingo that ate the baby..

 

Orison is the dingo

 

sunshine is a daydream..

 

Orison provided Douglas Adams with the inspiration for Deep Thought

 

Managed to buy the only pair of out-of-tune maracas on the planet

 

Sold BeachBall the maracas

 

Snapped the A string on his air guitar

 

Puggy's air band plays for sold out crowds only he can see.

 

Was one of the people in those invisible crowds.

 

applied to be a school crossing lady-but neither her ankles or moustache were thick enough.

 

Wear his swimmers to the pub, just in case somebody challenges him to a game of pool

 

Her favourite saying is;
Time flies like an arrow,but fruit flies like an apple'