Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Was the captain of the Mary Rose in a former life

 

Thinks the closest parking space to the building is hers by right.

 

His whole entire life he's been waiting for tomorrow to get here and is beyond baffled that it has yet to arrive.

 

Came third in an egg and spoon race when there was only one other competitor

 

Walks down country lanes collecting puddles

 

Wrote the definitive Collectors' Catalogue of Puddles of the World

 

Always tells the plumber to knock her up in the morning.

 

Spectacles has fucking TERRIBLE navigational skills.....

 

Needs a GPS tool to find his sense of humor.

 

Wrote the programme in Mason Grey's GPS tool ... which probably explains everything

 

Looks really scary when she has her curlers in,teeth out and facepack on.

 

Practices his psychiatry on my bed sheets, telling them that they can change for themselves ... if they really want to

 

Ooh,hark at Miss;trying to fool you all into believing she owns not just a bed-but sheets,too!

 

Still uses the lease-lend sheets he used as a soldier in the second world war

 

Has NO idea of the difference between 'marine' & 'soldier'-but is forgiven as when she makes toast she boils it to perfection.

 

eats boiled toast and raw eggs

 

Has a really big crush on Cartman-kisses her posters of him every night.

 

Why should I care about the difference between a marine and a soldier, Puggy??


Has no idea of the difference between a Cabbage Patch Doll and a Barbie

(see ... two can play at that game :2thumbsup: )

 

collects Garbage patch kids cards

 

Gets annoyed at how easily the tiny screws holding her lenses in become loose.