5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

well I hope everything goes well, and congrats

 

we've went through more than enough with him. We're happy.

 

Thanks.

When #3 comes around i'll revive this thread again...

 

#3!! you certainly are a brave man.

 

Ambitious is the word you are looking for.

I've got plans for these kids.

Maniacal plans..... :X

 

like that they are gonna make you tons of money so you can retire at 40?

 

Fuck that.

Bigger plans.

If everything goes according to plan, im gonna need:

a sniper
a demolitions expert
an expert linguist
a martial arts master
and a lawyer

People i can trust.

And who can you trust more than your kids?

 

very good point. so you need at least 5 of them? hmmmm, isnt that gonna get expensive?

 

Not if i half ass it.

 

thats the only way to go :sunglasse

 

besides, if my childhood is any indication, after the 3rd one they sort of raise themselves.

 

I was planning on having Tyler be a professional ballerina, and Benjamin a therapist. How does that fit into your maniacal plans?

 

It doesn't, baby.

That's why i brainwash them at night with audiotapes and a pair of headphones...

 

Awwww. Thats the Shane I know and love.

 

Thread, I revive you!

I have a 3rd now. His name is Clovis. He's 14 months old.

Tyler and Benjamin's mom and I are divorced, but we get along.

Clovis's mom and I are in the middle of divorce. We don't get along at the present moment.

I still kick ass though.

 

That's a very cool name.

 

this is quite amusing being i just found the thread now,i mean from the talking about a baby coming and then i turn a couple pages and that baby is already 5 or 6 years old. the interwebs are a funny thing.

 

Thanx, I named Clovis after the founder of the Merovingian Dynasty

My oldest Tyler was named after Tyler Durden from Fight Club.

My middle son Benjamin was named after Benjamin Tucker, the anarchist.

 

Ikr! They are 9, almost 7, and 14 months.

Almost 10 years of time in one thread...

 

I named my son after my dad. The coolest Guy I know... His name is actually Guy...