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List of reasons for admission to an insane asylum from the late 1800s

 

I fucking knew my ex belonged in an asylum...that list proves it beyond any doubt

 

I was going to pick a couple favourites but I can't... to many hilarious ones.

"Fever and jealousy" and "Bad Whiskey" are both pretty amazing.

 

"Masturbation for 30 years"

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjSXAFBRBlY"]Cheech & Chong's "Marijuana" Music Video - YouTube
the video is kinda lame but I like the hook..

 

I fit about 20 of those categories.

Jealous and Religion - I think this one should still be in the DSM
Exposure and Quackery - nekkid doctors?
Deranged Masturbation - I don't even want to hazard a guess.

 

i dont use a thimble on my thumb either, it feels awkward. usually if i wear one its on my index or middle finger. thumb only if im sewing in a direction that requires it (maybe on a loose blanket edge, or patching something floppy, like kids pants)

kid got suspended for 3 days. tripled my work load, now i have to strip his room. tubs and boxes, milk crates, garbage bags..... threatening other kids (only got suspended because he has threatened kids before) and sneaking candy once he was home and being punished. im so fucking furious.

 

i went to town and the ladies in the store gave me 3 cases of spoils for my birds....I started them off with 10 dozen rotten bananas....oh man they were happy


...and then they were cutting down a tree right in town so I scooped some wood too...maple...cha-ching

 

told the cutie at Walgreens pharmacy she was looking beautiful today, she played hard to get, gonna go back for smokes later or sometime soon and demand the number lol. or just for her to blow me and let me eat her out in walgreens bathroom, cause thats my idea of romance.

 

you cant buy smokes in a store with a pharmacy in Canada....the big ones that have pharmacies have a small store attached but separate to buy smokes

 

damn everyone and their mother is online right now.

I just finished my popular culture class. I'm getting tired of it hahah


World series on tonight!!!

 

'Holy Smokes' at the Loblaws ones. I buy zippo fluid there sometimes.

 

about 5 years ago I was asked for identification at a cigarette store in a loblaws way up in bracebridge.....I was visibly older than the lady working there and she was at least 40.....I couldn't believe it........

her excuse was that they had been charged for selling to kids so now they had zero tolerance....I walked out after a few choice cusses

 

Yeah. The US and i guess from this post canada is bad. They dont trust anyone to make judgement calls. Im from UK originally as many you stoners know. When my grandad last came to visit us here in GA from england, i was with him buying some beer, and he is a 75 year old, portly (not fat) british man with all white hair, and a large mustache, was in RAF. They asked him for ID..... he went off on them as well. so stupid.

Also got my paycjeck today bought a couple things, and now its all gone, have to pay for a lawyer for my reopened court case. FUCK. and i literally mean i have no money for anything at the moment, gotta gas car, food, and drugs, and other expenses coming up soon as well.

 

this country is sickening with expenses. hvac wants me to come back , but shit, its 1/2 my pay in gasoline..

 

It's still alive.....I thought it would of hit 1000 by now

 

I am baking some parmesan chicken fingers.......... surprisingly easy recpe......I subbed Italian style bread crumbs cause I was clean out of panko

 

my ass is a little chilly..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIUagqLCizo"]Chilly Willy - Hot & Cold Penguin - YouTube

 

havent been on in a while, been trying to take a little break from sitting at the computer a lot. Had a 2nd interview today for a temp position (6 month contract) as a product photographer for a plumbing wholesale place...not exactly interesting but work none the less

hows everyone been? My roommates and I are having a halloween party friday, then Im seeing phish on halloween and on 11/2, possibly 10/29 in Reading but thats up in the air until i finish fixing up my car

 

thats the main way i bread things. flour, egg, breadcrumbs. mmmm.