Be Careful What You Wish For!

Granted- you now have a girlfriend... who is toothless, obese, bald, incontinent, malodorous, and hums tv show theme songs non-stop.

I wish I could play the drums.

 

Wish Granted...:drummer:

I Wish I Could Turn Back Time To When I Was Still A Virgin,

Armed With The Knowledge I Have Now...



Cheers Glen.

 

Granted...but you will only ever have sex with sheep!

I wish i had an ugly mad friend called GlenGlen....

 

You Have, But When You Finally Meet Him Face To Face, He Will

Be So Handsome As To Make Brad Pitt Look Like The South End

Of A North Bound Camel....

I Wish I Could Get Rid Of This Fat Tummy I Have Aquired Over The

Past Few Years....



Cheers Glen.

 

Granted, but then you find, women actualy like them...

I wish i could live in a warmer country

 

Your wish is granted. You are moving to Hawaii but your job will be to live at the top of a volcano monitoring lava flow.


I wish I could get more sleep.

 

I Was Going To Suggest She Move To "Hell"...:devil:



Cheers Glen.

 

Living with you? Ya big pussy cat!..

Granted you will get 8 hours of very restfull sleep, every night...but! You have to sleep with sheep in a barn!

I wish i could afford to heat the house 24 hrs a day!

 

I thought this was close enough to that. :devil:

 

Granted but don't forget you moved to Hawaii and live at the top of a volcano with no air conditioner. :2thumbsup:

I wish I did not have to go to Motor Vehicles to renew my drivers license.

 

Awww good luck...granted...but you wont drive again...

Wish i was a millionaire...

 

And When You Get There, They Will Be Polite, Curtious, And Make You Feel

Welcome...:grouphug:

I Wish I Could Think Of A New Wish...*brain freeze*...



Cheers Glen.

 

Wish granted, you get to join morrow in Hawaii to unfreeze your brain.

I wish my cat would sleep in in the morning.

 

Granted... your precious kitty takes a permanent nap.

I wish there was something decent to watch on TV.

 

Granted. No more indecency on TV. From now on, every channel airs only religious shows...24/7

I wish my love was requited

 

Granted ... he loves you with such an intense passion that he can't wait to get his hands on you. Such a shame he's just been sentenced to life imprisonment ...


I wish my house was a bit tidier

 

Granted, you have a maid, but! She constantly wears your skirts! Mmm lol

I would like a holiday, just a weekend would be nice, but on my own please? Please?

 

Granted!

You may enjoy a weekend on Rockall, all expenses paid, any time you like.

You'll need to arrange your own transport, though - that's not included in the package.


I wish I wasn't growing old and decrepit