Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

xo old she creaks when she moves

 

controls the weather!

 

Tried a week as a traffic warden-but couldn't handle the sudden surge in popularity

 

frequently returns fruit at the grocery store after spending 20 minutes counting out pennies to pay for it.

 

Want more rain so they can bathe naturaly...

 

believes granola sales actually fund government conspiracies.

 

is an aunatural bather

 

goes cow tipping for kicks on friday nights.

 

chases sheep around the welsh mountains

 

(omg that sounds fun)
claims to be on texting terms with the Queen of England.

 

is on texting terms with the queens of blackpool

 

Eats liver with gumdrops for dinner five nights a week.

 

Has the world's largest collection of toenail clippings

 

Collects her earwax in a plastic bag,so she can make models of pop stars out of it

 

Makes absurd accustations about fellow posters, usually directed at the one directly above him.

 

Storch is so ridiculously tiny that can live in the face of others!

 

Ah,yes...KimberlyG,pretending to be 18,when WE all know she shot JR Ewing in 1980!

 

I named my daughter after the woman that shot jr ewing...

punkybear is a trucker.....he has a secret compartment in his rig....he is the single largest supplier of hashish in the united kingdom

his nick name is ''slab''

 

Rollingalong has attracted the attention of 'them',because of the large number of John Grisham books he imports from some trucker in the UK. No-one as yet can figure why......

 

Never met a blow up doll he didn't love. :love: