I Wanna Go Where There Are No Cockroaches.

Cockroaches like to hide from you, they run from the light. But they are probably crawling around inside your walls and walking around all over your clean dishes in you cabinets with those nasty little prickly legs at night when your sleeping.

 

So then, I need to go to wherever Mama is.

Yes deviate...I read that the reason the thing bit me is because when I felt it on me I started freaking out, if I had just not known what it was and let it casually found its way back down my leg then maybe I would've been alright. It's odd to be scared of something so small and it's not that I'm really scared of them (though I was when they used to chase me in the kitchen), but they just piss me off and freak me the hell out because I try to nicely catch them and throw them back outside but they're so damned hard to catch and they're just freaky, like little aliens.

 

That made me almost vomit a little....

 

Lol @ all of these comments.

Honey don't even try to catch them, it's a futile effort. And they are hard to smash. Best thing is get some roach spray and spray it on the thing. It will die quickly then you can paper towel it up and throw it away. If it's a lizard or a tree frog in my house I catch it and put it outside, spiders or roaches oh hell no. Not dealing with that.

 

See that thing coming out of it's ass...it's an egg sac. It's called an "Oootheca"..Uhg

 

I don't know...I've always been like the nice to bugs type of person. If it's a poisonous spider I'll catch it. If it's not poisonous I'll just leave it. The roaches you can't just leave them in your house cause they're nasty and they want you and all your food and trash. I really don't do the bug sprays. And paper toweling a dead roach is more disgusting than having a live one fall onto me. Yuck, yuck, yuck.

 

Yeah those are the ones that infest. I ever see that shit I'm getting one of those tents put up around my house where they smoke it out with chemicals for like a week. Screw that. Nasty things. I wish all roaches would disappear, I don't think they even serve any purpose.

 

uke:

 

I can understand that but there comes a point where you have to just be like ok whatever, I'll kill it since there are a million more outside. Or as Acek pointed out, in the walls

You could get 2 paper towels and fold it up so you don't actually feel the thing through it. Or a dustpan

 

Whatever you do, don't let it touch you...you'll get AIDS.

 

Yeah...they totally look like they carry something you don't wanna catch. But I seem to be fine since that one bit me, physically anyway.

:/

 

I guess it wasnt radioactive...to bad it would be fun to see whst kind of superpowers you would get.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw_zUUE4BE0"]Joe's Apartment (1996) The bathroom scene - YouTube

 

It's unfortunate that we are having a roach problem at my house . I'm thinking that when our neighbors moved away they all just came over to my place. We are killing them though. Spraying them with poison & laying down boric acid. Also feeding them complimentary poisoned peanut butter. These motherfucking cocksuckers WILL die, damn it!

Fucking cocksucker motherfuckers! What the fuck is the purpose of a motherfucking cockroach? Do they even fucking HAVE one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOed0qAt-fg"]Bad Roaches - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhBcSkvLbkA"]Brazilian Guy Gives Cheating Girlfriend Box Full Of Cockroaches On Valentines Day! - YouTube

 

Hello,

Regards
Gyro

 

I've seen every kind of bug imaginable in almost every house I've been in from Fla to NY ...even seen (more than one) palmetto bug/roach in some golf-course houses in the low country of SC and a town house in NY.

We have a 2' X 3 1/2' window in the door that leads to the back porch. I've seen a damnshitting roach somehow get through what is an invisible crack to me and into the house. Unfortunately, the room that opens onto the porch is the kitchen.

I hate spiders, scorpion and that ilk, and see them more than I want. When they make it inside, they are killed with quickness.

No papertowels for me. They are swept up into the butler type dustpan.

 

^picture of a man that doesn't want a date

 

Hello,

why do one need a date if one has six arms and hands ?

Regards
Gyro

 

LOL!

(I forgot to add the up there...plus he might run into a lady roach and they could... well, they could do something... ha)

 

Hello,

I don't know how they do what they do. But it must be very effective considering the resulting armadas of roachies .

Regards
Gyro