Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

keeps a net handy for capturing imaginations...

 

claims to have some sort of secret powers

 

Claims to be Austin Powers

 

Has no power at all, keeps falling asleep!

 

From reading your posts we all do. Read some of yours whilst driving, was woken up when my car rammed a tree.

 

Is seriously trying to challenge me for the title of "worst driver on HF"

 

No, becks, you got that title, you pull in the garage, and They! Move the bins now,

 

Spins her tires on the ice. Never learned that slow and steady wins the race.

 

still tries to use buttons as legal tender…
still surprised every time when she fails… oh dear...

 

Plays solitaire for cash and bets against her self.

 

Oh look,it's Oxy-last seen sitting in a corner,picking her nose and eating it!

 

believes in purple hump-back unicorns

 

Doesnt believe in purple unicorns! Hump-back or not...

 

Frequently found wandering aimlessly along the interstate at night wearing her bra outside of her way too small t-shirt while clutching a GI-Joe action figure and a bottle of whiskey.


Not that there's anything wrong with that!

 

Ha, sounds like me, lmao..

Gives blood every week, wont be told pricking his finger is no good, and we figured its to get the nurse he fancies to kiss it better! Good deed my giddy aunt!

 

Is so nearsighted that she prosed to a statue, therefore she was deeply offended by the total lack of response.

 

After waiting for so long, and being so disappointed that No response was forthcoming - turned into one of those Weeping Angels from Doctor Who

 

currently posting from rehab as he has a strange addiction to being painfully trapped in collapsable chairs… once caused much devastation on a Bournemouth beach due to his inability to control these impulses which resulted in a hefty fine...

 

Thinks that yellow snow is delicious and chock full of nutrients.

 

Translated the Karma Sutra into Latin, and left a copy in every room in the Vatican