Last Man of the Boat Game

I wouldn't be on your leg.

 

TAZER-69 look alive man morrow's overboard! (giving you a swift boost over the side) Ya'll best give her a hand, I'll handle this here boat.

 

Im up...on board, you didnt help! Kick...*slash* tazer, you got company...Rangers on his waaaaaaaay

 

Good morning boat people.

 

Good morning specs...push!

 

Mornin' morrow ..:coffee:



*shove*

'splash'

 

Right,yer lubbers-prepare to be boarded! Ahoy? Hey! Oh,SHIIIIT! Everyone overboard........theres a teensy boat in our path,but I want ALL this cruiser to myself!
[cue evil laugh.....fade.....]

 

Everybody overboard! That includes you Puggybear! Off you go!

 

Hey,Ranger-look over there....there's a $10 bill floating on the water!.....

 

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please.

This boat is under new management ... so will you all please form an orderly queue and just hop over the side, yes, just like that, there's a good fellow ...

 

Oops! Sorry,old boy-didn't see you there as I was 'clearing the decks'! [ahem]

 

That's quite alright, old chum.

Here, have this floatation ring thing ... and don't let the doors hit you on the backside as you make your way overboard

 

"Splash,gurgle gurgle"?
Hmmm...I thought that old sack was struggling a bit....must be somebody in it....oh,well.

 

Heyyyyyy ... I HOPE that sack isn't full of kittens ...

 

Git orff moi boot,yew!

 

Who's boat?

 

Oh,GIVE it a rest-the pansy has a fkn gun.

I don't NEED a gun-I've got a Donk......MY boat,MY Donk-get off!

 

bye bye puggy

 

Gey your ass of my boat!

 

Hey,morrow-splashing and struggling in the water-hang on to THIS.........



[throw her a sack of bricks he just happened to have on board]