If you would become the first president of a global government, what would be....

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  1. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I would take the ring and toss it into mount Doom.
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jan 3, 2014
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  3. Meliai

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    I would build a throne. You can't properly govern without a good throne. Everybody knows that.
     
    Meliai, Jan 3, 2014
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  5. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

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    But wouldn't you also need a crown and a scepter?
     
    Mike Suicide, Jan 3, 2014
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  7. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Steal most of the worlds wealth to fund a whole bunch of palaces and statues in my honour. Start the ministry of waste control to make all my subjects feel guilty about, well anything so they dont notice ive stolen most of their money.

    So pretty much what any government does
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Jan 3, 2014
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  9. Meliai

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    obviously. :crowngrin:
     
    Meliai, Jan 3, 2014
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  11. Wizardofodd

    Wizardofodd Senior Member

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    Franchises cost so much money because they are a proven system.
     
    Wizardofodd, Jan 3, 2014
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  13. BraveSirRubin

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    Order the mass extermination of all Muslims.
     
    BraveSirRubin, Jan 3, 2014
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  15. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    That might be kind of funny if you didn't actually mean it.
     
    Pressed_Rat, Jan 3, 2014
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  17. BraveSirRubin

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    I'll spare one or two Fahtimas, if you would like to make them your wives and bear your seed.

    I would do that.

    Just...

    For...

    You. :love:
     
    BraveSirRubin, Jan 3, 2014
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  19. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

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    World hunger and curable and treatable disease problems solved through socialism I guess
     
    Deranged, Jan 3, 2014
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  21. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    lol
     
    Pressed_Rat, Jan 3, 2014
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  23. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    I wonder how many would order the mass extermination of jews. Especially ones who are so prideful of their race but came to America to avoid the military service in a country they seem so fond of.

    If I were the first president of a global gov't I would abolish any exective powers or any federal or global entity, placing 100% of the power of the states and localities. And I'd go to at least one worldwide televised diplomatic event covered in grease with some punk rock on dolby surround.
     
    deviate, Jan 3, 2014
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  25. Hedgeclipper

    Hedgeclipper Qiluprneeels Nixw

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    ...becaus that just wouldn't cause a global civil war...
     
    Hedgeclipper, Jan 4, 2014
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  27. wcw

    wcw Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I would buy a brand new suit of bees.
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    wcw, Jan 4, 2014
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  29. Hedgeclipper

    Hedgeclipper Qiluprneeels Nixw

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    ahh it's good to know that you're so worthy of oxygen. Lots of oxygen will be used when we combust you in our ovens!
     
    Hedgeclipper, Jan 4, 2014
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  31. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    An out of the ordinary palace in an impressionable location is much better (imho)!
     
    Asmodean, Jan 4, 2014
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  33. BraveSirRubin

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    Most Muslims, I would guess. Maybe some Neo-Nazis too...
     
    BraveSirRubin, Jan 4, 2014
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  35. happilyinlove

    happilyinlove with myself :p

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    womp womp. don't care haha

    apparently you think you would fall into that category ;) ouch
     
    happilyinlove, Jan 4, 2014
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  37. I'minmyunderwear

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    first thing i would do is get laid.

    that might be the second thing too.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Jan 5, 2014
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  39. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Good idea,undies...then I'd order the world to be wrapped in clingfilm-because I can.
     
    puggybear, Jan 5, 2014
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