Chat and Order: Stoner Victim Unit

Cheers noob!

Lol so I've been drinking a lot of h2o but like I said I don't trust those drinks worth shit. I haven't smoked since I think Saturday or Sunday. Although for some reason the one time I'm not smoking all my stoner buddies hit me up trying to blaze large amounts of dank bud. Typical. I have a high tolerance though. I did eat a pile of vicodin on Tuesday which is a concern, but that's far shorter term than weed. Gonna drink the drink, and I also have a home drug test I'm going to use an see if the drink works, although those home tests are also often undeniable. This is a higher end one though. My fall back plan is the synthetic urine which works wonders, but is more expenditure and i worry testcmight be observed although maybe not as it doesn't specify that on the form an I believe it has to. We will see tomorrow and I'll be sure to update you guys. Sucks that what I put into my body on my own time has to become someone elses business.

 

QuickFix does work wonders, the synthetic urine that is. The drinks have failed for two of my friends, and worked for three, though the three they worked for have faster metabolisms. I wouldn't risk it and would just use the quickfix as long as it isn't for a probation test. They don't watch you pee for any other type of test, and as long as you don't over squeeze the fake piss bottle and make a weird noise you'll be golden.

All the head shops/smoke shops near me sell the stuff for $20. I would spend $20 for a guaranteed pass, but that's me.

 

sorry to break it to you i doubt your gonna pass

 

I will (no doubt) be posting more - and shortly lol - but I just had to comment on the following:

:2thumbsup: I feel I'm still more than capable of holding my own in...whatever (for now ), and I agree 1000%. (It wouldn't let me rep you again, yet. gad)

LOLOLOL! :roflmao:

I wish you the very best of luck...and I'm going to tell you a couple of real-life experiences: a friend of mine bought not only an expensive, but "the best" detox drink AND also got 2 pills "guaranteed"! at $90!!!! FAILED!!!!


A little kid's pee or synthetic pee is best to try to use to pass, imo. But a DT with the probation or court related shit is super tricky, even to the point of watching you, I have heard from more than one good source. There is a way, you've probably heard, to put clean pee in an condom, run it up your butt cheeks and under your sac and unless they actually hold your pee-stick, you can plan on pricking that condom at the right moment, and passing that way. I know, on good report/from a good source that can work.

The 2nd way is way tough on your nerves, and you would probably need a shot of liquor and a smoke after that.

 

above----like i said, do a little googling and you'll find detox dont work, best bet is like i said diluting your piss till its as clear as water

 

LOL!

dood don't know nothin yet...:rofl:


You know I :love: you, Orisquirrel.

That looks sort of like a ground squirrel or wood chuck on the drums,

I like him.

 

This has been a few years...but I was called back to re-take a test...said my original test was "dilute". Promise that happened. Which was stupid because I just drink a lot/keep myself hydrated or whatever. I'd not smoked for about 2 months...but had smoked actually a couple of days before this call AND was smoking Right When the call came here to re-take the test. I drank about a 1/2 gallon of water and 1/2 gallon of juice and was so flipped out I puked. lol

I wound up passing though.

 

yep like i said diluting is the only way to go, google drug tests and you'll find out

 

this is how the navy tests to see if you are really sick. you go to medical, you say "im not feeling well, (insert symptoms)" they give you a bucket, and a pitcher. they gave me 30-60 minutes to drink water. if i puked, they would take care of my not-feeling-well-ness. when you do become a human fountain (in a hallway full of people) they say "oh, you are now dehydrated!" and hook you up to a frigid IV.

im going to bed. nighty nite

 

sounds almost as fun as the air force, if you werent hydrated enough they gave you the silver bullet aka water enema

 

In the space marines we can't drink water in space.

=]

 

Well i would think that would depend on the symptoms. There are some illness that arent affected by how hydrated you are.

 

good morning...expecting 70kph winds today....storm warnins up the wazzooby


gotta go meet the boat at 9....hope the car starts.....no woof left inside the house...fire almost out

 

Minus 6 here... No firewood... So it's 48f inside and that will be going down today instead of up.

 

kerosene the only thing keeping us from freezing to death..

 

in the military everything is because you are dehydrated. tummy ache? dehydrated. broken leg? drink more water. drowning? not drinking enough water.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE17K8f1Ax8"]Bad Religion - Kerosene - YouTube

 

when i was a kid we had a kerosene heater in our double-wide. my brothers both fell into it, i never did. as an adult i get burned a lot more than them. i always had to refill it, nd relight it, and it was always a chore i liked. dangerous if you arent careful, but warm. i much prefer a deep warmth to the furnace heat. ugh. and someone hasnt been wearing extra layers in my house. i keep it turned down unless its really cold. electric and gas this month is $40 over our usual. so its time to go through and unplug things, turn off power strips, and hang a warm sweater next to the thermostat.
all sorts of bills to pay today, then we will be broke again. woo hoo adulthood.

 

satan is the major gas waste here.. everyone wants the bathroom to be warm. wtf we dont live in there, waste energy. plug in eheater when you take a shit, good fucking god!! oh the dog is cold.. fuck that dog, dog has winter coat on 24/7 dont need to be warm. stove bake bake bake. damn it , be nice if satan paid the entire gas bill,.. the only one fucking using it.

 

dont everyone chat at once now..