Cow Tipping

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bird_migration, Jan 26, 2014.

  1. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    I'm glad I don't live near any hog farms. :ack2:
    My folks raised a coupla pigs in a large pen, they didn't really smell all that bad.

    Ever seen a drunken pig?
    One day my brother had about 5 gallons of homebrew that was a bit off so we decided we would take it over to the folks and feed it to the pigs. Holy shit did they suck it back!
    The big female shoved the male away from the trough and wouldn't let him back till she got her fill, then he pounded back the rest.
    They stumbled around snorting and squealing at each other for a while, then they just flopped on the ground and layed there with their drunken slobbering pig faces...

    Now thats the meaning of 'pig drunk' :cowboy:
     
  2. RubySoho6

    RubySoho6 Organized Chaos

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    hahaha. Poor pigs. My husband keeps trying to get my dog drunk but he wont drink the beer.
     
  3. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    Oh they loved it....hey if you were cooped up in a pen your whole life wouldn't you appreciate a good buzz once in a while? lol

    No I agree, don't give dogs booze, they don't have the body-weight of pigs for one thing...
    I had a newfie that loved beer, he would beg it from people when I would have keg parties at my house. He was so good at begging, I had to tell each and every guest to not give my dog beer, especially the women. He had some kinda hypnotic stare apparently that would compell them to give it to him.
    "But he wanted it" they would say...lol
     
  4. *Yogi*

    *Yogi* Resident Racist

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    And just as you think you made it past and go to take a breath of 'fresh' air, You get the tail end of the shit pit lol!

    I try and turn vent off or hit a/c so it filters it, But just no getting around smelling a hog lot. I can see a few pigs, But when you have a big mud/shit field full of pigs, The smell and run-off of that lot is scary, Smell being mild of the two.
    I know farmers gotta work too, But did ya have to build them as close as you could to the highway and interstates? Really helps for tourism lol.
     
  5. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    i grew up across the street from a cow field but I never went cow tipping. Cows are huge and if you attract the attention of the bull while you're tipping over his ladies, you're fucked.

    I did spend many nights smoking weed and drinking beer among the cows in that field.
     
  6. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Ha, I once saw a friend of mine go into a field of horses around 7 a.m. He was pretty wasted but it seemed fun to do. They almost trampled him :D Yes, as often it seems more fun when you were there :p
     
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