The Grand UK Forum Awards 2012 Gala Ceremony

Well thank you kind sir!

 

oh,that was that programme set in a shop with Mrs slocombe - no?

 

Following the spate of recent allegations, Gavin Cameron orders an inquiry into the decision making process for this year's awards.

 

c'mon man, allegations, cameron, inquiry - you're having a laugh!

 

Wow!

I got an award!

It was for being the "most fictional poster" ... and I don't even know what that means, exactly ... but who cares? It's an award, isn't it? YIPPEEEEEEE

 

We cannot comment at this stage due to the ongoing investigations.


The board of inquiry interviews all relevant personages

 

The Chadian contingent submit their plea to Clive Levenson

 

Oh man,they never get it wrong!

 

Deliberations shake the nation's greatest. Here, Peter Miliband, Rt. Hon. Secretary for shoes and trainers ponders the implications and consequences

 

i win more awards when i don't post anything. i get the message. *sulks*

 

David Miliband clears the judges of any wrongdoing while acknowledging flaws in the decison making process.
"These activities must not and will not be allowed to happen again", he mumbled.

 

elderly? this has ruined my day.

 

Being awarded Thatcher's g-string for anything at all didn't?