Following the spate of recent allegations, Gavin Cameron orders an inquiry into the decision making process for this year's awards.
Wow! I got an award! It was for being the "most fictional poster" ... and I don't even know what that means, exactly ... but who cares? It's an award, isn't it? YIPPEEEEEEE
We cannot comment at this stage due to the ongoing investigations. The board of inquiry interviews all relevant personages
Deliberations shake the nation's greatest. Here, Peter Miliband, Rt. Hon. Secretary for shoes and trainers ponders the implications and consequences
David Miliband clears the judges of any wrongdoing while acknowledging flaws in the decison making process. "These activities must not and will not be allowed to happen again", he mumbled.