My Confession

This is a free speech forum... tho if you are 14 please don`t post about your v-gina...


well..I dunno about religion being sexy... I don`t find anything sexy about it...

but If it makes you aroused... well.. good for you!

 

Why not? I put my v-gina into action when I was 14. The baby that came out of it 9 months later is proof and evidence that I did all the right things. Seriously, he's my favorite person. I really like that guy.

It was a v-rgin v-gina!

But in honor and celebration of religion and free speech, I totally know the Holy Grail of s-x. But if I told, I think the cat holics might lose their senses. alco holic and cat holic are two closely related words. Who addicted to cats? Sinners, that's who.

I feel like I'm being so crude... maybe I need a punishment.

 

Do you count at the luck on this web site for "guilt"? Track the thrust of the angry mob?

 

haha you know what? you are right!! Hail Satan! :devil:

 

oh, stop it gendorf. You're making me feel like I have a friend in the world.

Gotta love Betty White. She's so socially precious, isn't she?

On with the show, sigh...

only in extreme bitter hatred, loathing and bile sarcasm do I ever "hail" that nozzle, satan. Here's what I want to do:

I want to get satan down on the ground and put it in a cage. I want all the TV networks to broadcast to the entire world, mandatory viewing (and absolutely FREE on pay per view.. if that still exists). I'm gonna throw a blonde wig on it, curly hair, then stab it in the eyeballs with haldol. I want to torture satan, on live TV, before a studious audience of all the entire world.

I want to make satan so pathetic and impotent, I want it to drool and look like a complete total fool. I want to throw a collar and leash on it, take it for walks and slap it around in public. Every time I whoop its ass, I want people to Praise Jesus Christ almighty.

I could continue but right now, I have to go vomit.

 

Satan is the ruler of this world....right now, but it will end soon


The whole world is lying in the power of the wicked one." And the Bible identifies him, saying:
"The one called Devil and Satan . . . is misleading the entire inhabited earth."—1 John 5:19; Revelation 12:9.

 

But I'm challenged, claimed "satan". Should I follow the job of the good thief (Nick Nolte) or the bad thief (John Voigt).:biker:

 

i aint got a problem

 

well that's nice. but why assume anything, other then a merely "human"(/sapient) person with an ego problem, would ever have the slightest desire to BE worshiped?