If you were a book what would you be?

id be a book on the great british craftsmen from the victorian era

 

Sex for dummies.

The woman's version.

Not written only by me but by women of all interest, in sections of interest. Starting with the basics,,, why men think we don't like sex and what we really get off on, what part of no don't you understand and what part of yes didn't you get,,,
What our emotions mean and when it's right and why you should stay there a while or why you should move around a bit. What tricks help a woman cum faster in a quickie moment so a lunch time quickie isn't impossible.
I have heard some women say their guy doesn't know what to touch or how so it takes a long time for her to explode, especially young men and it's really not their fault, it's usually shyness on one or both parts but if a guy knew how to read the signs women put out he would be king of queen right off the bat.
I had a BF say once to me, "I would love to do a nooner with you but we take two hours",,, yup a great two hours it always was but I can be brought to heaven on a silver platter in minutes. Sometimes it's how we both understand each other in our relationships, and yes I was shy back then to give up too much info for some reason,,, less shy now,,, it took me a while to realize speaking up gets things moving in the right direction and leaves him less confused.
And who knows, this book might teach us women a thing or two as well if written by many willing to cough up what works for them. Can't get that feeling of Stop! I can't take it anymore! With your man,,, Then read a good book written by not just one woman,, but many who know what makes them dance the whoha dance. Hey, maybe there is a book on sex for dummies already,,,, I should check.

 

youve got sex on the brain sally,ps, where do you live:2thumbsup:

 

Its true,,, Like cars are some guy's favorite thing in life, sex is mine, hahaha


I live in the boonies where to get sex I hafta go into town and kidnap men and tie them up to get what I want,,,


Hee hee

 

Science Fiction :2thumbsup:



Hotwater

 

I would probably be an old book that is gonna get trashed soon, recycled and made into toilet paper.

 

Wow, I have to pick just one? That's always too hard for me about anything. I'd be Jorge Luis Borges' entire "Library of Babel"--not just the story, but the whole freaking library from the story.

 

i,d be
fear and loathing in las vegas

 

Any book by Laura Ingalls Wilder.

 

my book would be called "women are from venus and men are from someplace full of people who dont and never will understand the venus people"

 

"if you were a book what would you be?"

what, is this a trick question? i'd be a book. the answer's right in the question.

 

The Catcher in the Rye.

QP

 

Banned... or burned. One or the other

 

Well if we use my HF activity as a guideline then a few years ago I would have been a book on
"Utilizing Psychedelics as a Catalyst for Personal and Inter-Personal Growth and Discovery".

If it were based on my activity recently it would most likely be a book about
"Using Logic and Critical Thinking in Daily Life"
and would have little tests throughout with sound capability and if you answer wrong, you would be treated to some classic NoxiousGas insults and belittling.








now I wonder WTF happened to me??????


it may be time to brew up some cactus tea and take a look inside.

 

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lol,
wtf?

 

I would be The I-Ching (Book of Changes) because I'm always changing my mind.

 

Wow, I would seriously love to read that book! Some of my very favorite things

 

LOL, thumbs down for my post? LOL!

So I post a pretty honest and self-critical analysis of my contributions here as of late and recognize how I've changed, not all for the better and it gets knocked down?


LOL!

I love this planet, I hope they extend my assignment, would hate to leave before the big show.