Insisting your employees beat the meat.

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by pbmaise, Mar 17, 2014.

  1. pbmaise

    pbmaise Guest

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    Firstly my employees are not typical.
    They live with me 24/7 and must work
    as a team. I usually only hire two at a
    time to help ensure they already get
    along. Further, they typically come on
    board with a lot of shame associated
    self-manipulation.

    I found this leads directly to them egging
    each other on when ashore. They in
    hire a cheap sex worker.

    To help prevent this I make sure all know
    there is zero shame. I even give them
    time, privacy, and a computer with some
    pictures/videos.

    Everyone knows where a guy is going
    when they borrow my computer.

    In general I find the ones that borrow it
    the most have the least problems.

    Thoughts?
     
  2. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    I had a navy dude tell me that they all used to share a sock on thier submarine.
     
  3. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    Ever tried a crisp packet...salt and vinegar is good...Oh yeah,That's "Chip" packet for you lot across the pond...
     
  4. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I'm so confused.
     
  5. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    One would think that saltn'vinny would kinda sting.
     
  6. RandomVegan

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    yeah um, no at finding this requirement I would quit, my employer does not get to control my personal habits or sex life - ever.
     
  7. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    I think OP is ESL so they might have the wrong word.
    Insisting would be wrong.
    Suggesting and accommodating doesn't sound unreasonable in these special circumstances.
     
  8. pbmaise

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    True I do not insist but make it known and encouraged. So thread title should read

    Facilitating or encouraging employees.

    There is one firm area in that no one is to bring a girl aboard. That is a real danger to the vessel. Further I must teach the new crew members that the most beautiful girls I see on shore are not girls
     
  9. RandomVegan

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    being female destroys boats, dang I knew we were powerful but not that powerful
     
  10. Quiet Storm

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    Edited....been crapped on by a troll.
     
  11. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

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    You guys are looking at it all wrong.
    What the OP is doing is mitigating his damages and losses by trying to offer his crew another alternative to going on shore to find "relief" and risk all the health and safety concerns of visiting a prostitute in a place like the Philippines and surrounding islands.
    I imagine for the most part it ain't like going to a regulated brothel in Vegas.

    So rather than deal with crew who come back drunk, high, beaten, robbed, infected with god-knows-what (tuberculosis comes to mind) or end up in jail, hospital or dead, he has implemented this idea.

    I think it is an attempt to deal with a problem that risks the health and safety of his crew, himself and his livelihood, and I would do the same type of thing.
     
  12. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    I used to have kitchen staff tenderize cuts of meat with a mallet.
     
  13. pbmaise

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    In general women themselves are not the problem.
    The problem comes when the boyfriend and husband
    learn from their women that there is an easy mark.

    The men return a few hours later and pretend to be
    mad that their girlfriends were not treated right..
     
  14. monkjr

    monkjr Senior Member

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    Tell your crew to handle the problem of those urges like they did when they were in their youth.

    Also raise their pay with a contractual obligation that during their time on board the sailing vessels they are celibate, lest you let them go.
     
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    Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
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