Chat'll be the day-ay-ay,when i'm high

diagnosis murder is on my tv right now. this is getting to fricking weird.

 

there is a tv billboard on the road near the house. its been acting up , but nothing like that. ,I always say i wonder what it would take to get it home. its a little big tho. Id say 8ft tall X 12 ft wide.

 

I was washing my rig today with a hand power washer and someone pulls up behind me waiting.

This is some 90's broken suspension 2 door hatch back Pontiac just a piece of shit that was a brown color COVERED in mud. The guy steps out and has a belly of a 9month old pregnant female, im assuming filled with beer. He stands up and pulls out a purple bunny what is probably 4eet in diameter from one point to another by one of its legs. He says common Jamie! Then a beautiful yellow lab jumps out to get the purple bunny that he threw in area filled with mostly human small trash.

I must have wasted 40 seconds of my two minute water use looking at this situation. My water runs out and I put it back and he calls the dog back and she responds perfectly and im thinking where the fuck did he get that giant purple bunny and does he even own a tennis ball?

 

I was sitting here trying to figure out wherr the title is from. And before i picked up my phone american pie was on the radio. I wasnt really paying attention to the song and that part wasnt on when i was trying to figure it out.

That was a real WTF moment.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx47qrH1GRs"]One Eyed one Horned Flying Purple People Eater - YouTube

 

Weed 2: Cannabis Madness

11pm ET / 8pm PT
cnn right meow..

 

Hey, Pen...I can finally play a song for you! I was thinking of putting this on HF the other day, anyway....

Shit....found out last night that Charlie Daniels will be at the paramount this coming Saturday, and won't know about getting any good seats for them until Monday....I won't go if only crappy seats are left....I never saw CD in concert. They must be cool and great.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqukWXviyew"]American Pie - Don McLean (HQ) - YouTube

 

just came across this ..i thought Gene died a long time ago

i guess he didnt

1933 i guess that makes him 80's now


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezfVc5MGmIU"]Gene Wilder on Willy Wonka Remake, Young Frankenstein, Mel Brooks, And More | 92Y Talks - YouTube

 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKc5e_E2Wx4"]Carol Burnett Singing "I'm So Glad We Had This Time Together" - YouTube

 

priceless.....

 

That's so funny, Broony!

 

Omg, I'm having a brain-fart... What is that dip you make from garbanzo beans?

 

hummus

 

Thank you, Rainy!

 

are you gonna make some??

 

im glad Gene Wilder is still kicking. brilliant guy. Mel Brooks is still vibrant too. after George Carlin went i feel like all of my favorites are rushing towards the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2RpZBP_vyg"]Mel Brooks -- Serious Jibber-Jabber with Conan O'Brien - YouTube

 

Thanks moon

 

I'm so close to vacation. I'm visiting three beaches with my best friend (including the cheese factory ) and then we're drinking together for the first time. we got a really cheap oceanside hotel room, so we're only one stumble away haha.

She wants vodka but doesn't know what to do with it so here's what I'm thinking.
-Fresh fruit daquiris (duh.)
-Vodka pineapple (because who doesn't like pineapple juice)
-Raspberry lemonade with raspberry lemonade sparkling water

And finally....
My amazing punch. Two different fruity juices that come in the frozen cans (I'm thinking passion punch and guava raspberry), plus a liter of 7up, and rainbow sherbert ice cream! (plus the vodka of course)