Church of the Good Earth 1963 and Beyond

Discussion in 'Church of the Good Earth' started by shameless_heifer, Aug 18, 2005.

  1. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    428, 295 views. Yowzuh.
     
  2. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Monday, April 7, 2014

    Hi All.
     
  3. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Say Ranger, did you move back or are you guys looking for a good real house?
     
  4. Ranger

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    we moved back Kenny...this place is good enough plus it was too hard to look for another place in my condition and
    Ranger the way he is. They fixed the floor, so that's cool and you know it is so small we can hang on to the walls,lol. also, the new manager kicked out all the trouble makers, there are only about 20 families here now and they are tearing down most of the other old trailers. I love my yard and now it is so peaceful here.
    so, we are still living in the Heart of Arizona, which I am grateful for.....it's beautiful here! Love You KENNY!


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  5. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Great to hear from you, Rita. Glad to know that you have a place. As long as you're happy, that's all that counts. You're back home and you don't have to pack up everything.

    I was wishing you two a real set of four solid walls, like, maybe with a dishwashing machine and a washer dryer, and stuff like that. Oh well, maybe someday.

    As long as you're happy. And Smiling too.

    Love you both. And the cats.
     
  6. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Mary Mary.

    I do hope that you are actually well. Did you every truly heal up thoroughly? How are you? Really.

    I'm still praying for you.

    Lot of Love,
    Kenny
     
  7. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    Hi All,
    Yep Scratcho that is some impressive numbers right there. I suppose we spark some interest in what we are about.

    It's good to see you my friend
     
  8. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    Hey Kenny,

    I'm good my brother, don't let it get you down. We are all in this together and none of us gets out alive. You know, Old Gardeners never die, they just go to pot :)
     
  9. shameless_heifer

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    Hi Roamy Girl, it's so good to have you back. I for one missed you, I am sure all the rest did too.
     
  10. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    I thought that everyone should read this since it is spring and the critters are moving around.

    GARDEN SNAKES CAN BE DANGEROUS...
    Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why.

    A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze.

    It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants. When it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa.

    She let out a very loud scream.

    The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa.

    He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor.

    His wife thought he had had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told him to lie still and called an ambulance.

    The attendants rushed in, would not listen to his protests, loaded him on the stretcher, and started carrying him out.

    About that time, the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That's when the man broke his leg and why he is still in the hospital.

    The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor who volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch.. Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief.

    But while relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back under the sofa.

    The neighbor man, seeing her lying there passed out, tried to use CPR to revive her.

    The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches.

    The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed that the snake had bitten him. She went to the kitchen and got a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat.

    By now, the police had arrived.
    Breathe here...

    They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to arrest them all, when the women tried to explain how it all happened over a little garden snake!

    The police called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife.

    Now, the little snake again crawled out from under the sofa and one of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of the end table. The table fell over, the lamp on it shattered and, as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the drapes.

    The other policeman tried to beat out the flames, and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog who, startled, jumped out and raced into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car.

    Meanwhile, neighbors saw the burning drapes and called in the fire department. The firemen had started raising the fire ladder when they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires, put out the power, and disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city block area (but they did get the house fire out).

    Time passed! Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was repaired, the dog came home, the police acquired a new car and all was right with their world.

    A while later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap for that night. The wife asked her husband if he thought they should bring in their plants for the night.

    And that's when he shot her
     
  11. scratcho

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    Yes. And if folks REALLY want to know what the 60s were like----this is one of the best places to come and ask questions. It's always good to keep up with you folks----




    Oh, that was good, Mary.
     
  12. shameless_heifer

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    Hi Mike, Hi Stars, great to see you about. Mike I did enjoy your poem you posted in your corner.

    I hope all is well and you all are motivated.
     
  13. shameless_heifer

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    I glad you appreciated that one Joel. I like it and is why I shared :)
     
  14. shameless_heifer

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    I have been busy with my new interest. Term Limits For Congress. I am the Lead for my County. May 26th we will be setting up the Petition Booths across the Country to exercise our 5th Amendment Right to set limits on how long you can serve in congressional positions, without their knowledge or consent.

    Get involved in your county's leadership and be part of the solution. It may not solve everything but it is a grand step forward and will show these corrupt politicians that we are the power, that we are wide awake and their time is limited.

    Without the protection of our constitution we are powerless to stop government over-reach. Term Limits will slow Corporate take over, bribes, and other corrupt manipulations from taking too deep of a root in weak links in our government.
     
  15. Starsrainbow

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    :smilielol5:Wasn't expecting that ending...Mary... Hi there Scratcho :seeya:Kenny, Rita, Ranger.. :2thumbsup:
     
  16. Ranger

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    Howdy Ya'll. :) Thanks for the belly laugh Mary! That was hard to read aloud. Rita says that was cute!
     
  17. Ranger

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    Howdy Ya'll. :) Thanks for the belly laugh Mary! That was hard to read aloud. Rita says that was cute! :2thumbsup:
     
  18. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    I'm trying to figure out what part of the fifth amendment you are referring to. Not sure that I see those rights. I don't see any part about people in any offices. Or any length of terms.

    ????????
    Am I missing something?

    Amendment V

    No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.


    Please Splain
    ?
     
  19. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Ranger did find it!

    Rita is kicking A*s doing Spring cleaning. She's in GO mode.

    Me? I'm still trying to get the 6 pounds of old mail and papers off of the top of my desk. LOL Maybe someday.

    Where are you, Mike?

    Hi Joel. How's life doing?

    Hey STAR, glad ta see ya.

    And where's roamy?????

    Cakes! Glad you're BACK!
     
  20. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    It was 93 here today. 94 tomorrow. I got Sunburned a little.

    Went to the Bank. Social Security money day for me. The bank teller guy at the bank told me that which day of the month that you get your money is dependent on what the first letter of your last name is. Alphabetical. He thought that was a burn because his last name began with a W.

    I didn't know that.
    Now we all know that.
     

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