Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Because there are questions to be answered.

Why does the garbage truck stop by so early on days that I try to sleep in?

 

Because Alice likes to play...

Have you ever seen an L shaped pool table?

 

In my dreams, they fit the l shaped room..

Does all water really come from rain?

 

No-some of it comes from passing Aliens emptying their toilets into our atmosphere.

how come it's always the one pen that doesn't work that you pick up 1st?

 

It's fates way of telling you to throw away ya shit.

Where is the 'I' in team?

 

In the middle: 'ea', you english speakers just pronounce the I wrong

How many people are amphibious?

 

None since we've evolved (except for them pisces).

Where is the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

 

Peter Pipers Pet Python ate it

Who likes this game

 

Nobody ... unless there's a Y in the day.


why is graphite called lead when it gets stuck up the middle of a bit of wood?

 

you can take a pen with you but a pencil has to be lead

Are ghosts scared of each other ?

 

Not paranormally


Do you believe in the Loch Ness Monster?

 

I don't believe in Scotland

Why did we domesticate cats and not monkeys that could help us around the house?

 

cos cats don't throw their shit about

why is it always raining when you get a puncture

 

You didnt turn the tap off!

Why do we get tired?

 

we don't ! the world just speeds up

why do I have to go to work tomoz

 

Because you're not ancient enough to be retired


Why was the phone invented?

 

to stick up ur ass.hhaa

what is 1+1

 

the beginning of the end.

what do you get when you cross brain with brawn?

 

A musclebound chicken that crosses the road whenever it feels like it.


Who left the top off the milk?

 

It's those gremlins again.

Why do good things always come in small packages?