Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

I would say my package is good so its not 'always' true.

Who is uglier than an old rock star?

 

A pop star, they are full of more than just gas.

If the moon was made of cheese, what type of cheese would it be?

 

Cow cheese, it jumps over the moon.

When will dick dock?

 

As soon as the ships' horn's about to blow.

Where in the world is Wally?

 

hiding from carmen san diego

why did they make records that needed to play at different speeds?

 

so you can slow them down to sound really weird / or speed them up to sound really weird

where is the tin that rin tin tin shit in ?

 

in the bin.

How now brown cow?

 

not now sow (only kidding )

Who shot the sheriff ?

 

Jimi Hendrix.

What is the value of x?

 

X of course

why are there only 50 ways to leave your lover ?

 

because 51 ways would just be silly.

now smoking is banned nearly everywhere-are ashtrays more valuable?

 

no because nobody needs them. if they are collectible then they are...like they have the Marlboro mans signature on it.

if plastic is toxic why are all people who use plastic cups not dead?

 

Not all toxins are bad for you, might make you sick, but hey, you can be sick after a good night out...lol

If microwaves cook food, what do radio waves do?

 

my leprechaun told me to type this.

wut r the odds of a guy like me, and girl like u fucked?

 

If you paid attention in science class you learned about "absolute zero".

When is the last time you told someones parents that their kid did something wrong?

 

Kids have to be. Kids...just wack em, let the parent discover you! You might be able to play with them.the parents that is, lol

Why does the moon not fall?

 

its held up by moonbeams

why do they say "turns the air blue " when people swear ?

 

because they are from the uk

why do we have to file taxes when they still take them out of our paychecks anyway?

 

Because they are too nosey, and they work for big brother!

Where do banks get interest from?

 

People who find banks interesting.

To where do fingernail clippers disappear?