Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

What ive always wanted! A big...nothing, lol

Can you see any ankles?

 

Not from here...but I'm on top of my wardrobe as I'm scared of carpets...

How many different knots can you tie?

 

Only one, have to make a bigger loop in future!

Do you believe in santa?

 

Santa? Well anything that makes kiddies happy is ok with me,Hon.

Ever found reindeer shit on your roof?

 

No. But my neigbour woke with a horses head on his pillow!

Ever found the end of the rainbow?

 

yes-it's a pub in the first village over on the mainland,actually called 'Rainbows End'


Is it time you got some beauty sleep...LOTS of beauty sleep?

 

My doctor suggested I get 25 hours a day of beauty sleep.

Do cows like grass or do they just eat it because it's all they have?

 

I think it's the soil they want,but the grass is in the way.

Right-anybody want to help walk my dogs?

 

cant they walk without assistance !

anyone else got lame pets ?

 

Me, but i leave him in bed..

Where does the tooth fairy put all the teeth?

 

she spends them in the pound shop

what holds the sky up in the air ?

 

Sky hooks of course...

Where do you get sky hooks?

 

from a Dr hook concert of course


What stops us flying off when the world is spinning round ( dont give me that "gravity " bollox )

 

Nail gun ya feet to the floor...love the sound of a nail gun at work..lol

Who put the sugar in sugar to make it sweet?

 

The archies
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whats in the bag ?

 

A drunk, let him out (or her!).

What would happen if I crossed my eyes for 10 minutes?

 

your nose would wonder what it'd done wrong....

That Archies pic above....how on EARTH do they not lose their balance,with posture like that?

 

cos they were cool in the day / and good balance rs

why do I feel so good today ?

 

because i havent asked you a silly question yet

how long could someone survive with no upper skull?

 

7 days ! no wait 6 days, or perhaps 7 / getting a bit confused now ! real twat of a job trying to think with your brain exposed an all

why should love tear us apart / keep us together ??