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how many Beers is too many ?

 

that last one you open then fall asleep after only taking one sip is the one that is too many.

can you say two unrelated words that would make everyone here think WTF?

 

tadpole porn !

Did I pass ?

 

Only that curry from last night....noisy,you were!

Ok-who'll admit to being a crappy driver?

 

a girl i used to date would.

who would admit to having a bad sense of humor?

 

The pope..

Do you win or lose on jelly eating?

 

Yes.

At exactly what point does a pencil become a stub?

 

I remember making the nuns pissed off writing with a stub of a pencil. its bigger that little minds can think.

when a cow laughs , does milk come out its nose?..

 

No, cows are allergic to milk.

Why does my stomach hurt?

 

because you only have one.

what kind of wood is paper made from?

 

woodpecker wood

what number comes after 1 ?

 

I know one 2?

Does it hurt to kick your self when your down?

 

not when the only way is up!

how many letters is in alphabet soup ?

 

A bowlful.

How come smartphones can't cook,if they're so smart?

 

cos the smarties are still in the box

why are'nt all ants called anthony ?

 

same reason all moths aren't called mothrey

why are logs called logs ?

 

Cos logs and legs look but ate not the same..

How does the chicken manage to lay chocolate eggs just for easter?

 

they drink a lot of hot chocolate

why did the Easter chick cross the road ?

 

She crossed it with a motorway and called it a bypass...


It's really HAMMERING it down here atm...how come the weather seems to know exactly when holidays are so it can become CRAPPY?

 

cos the weather reads the papers

why is it always sunny in my world ?