Eating Pussy

Well I had not heard of it before so I looked it up and was appalled I could be perceived like that. I understand my posts are a bit harsh, but I have long hair!! No muscles!! and quite skinny!! I'm also not a man hater, I'm just a tomboy that's very feminem.

 

I'll hate fuck the shit out of you irminsul. I challenge you to a duel. Damn phone took out the word eat. It was supposed to say lilt eat you out and show you who's boss.

 

-pats head-

Settle down pookie.

 

Why do you guys gotta hate on my shit. A bro says he loves eating pussy and everybody has something negative to say.

 

I don't think we really care all that much, it's just boring stuff for some of us ya know, another guy on the internet who likes sex. I dunno.

 

I have a sexy male friend who said he wants to spell out french words on my pussy lips with his tongue and make me learn french that way. oooo la la
I'd love that, but he lives six hours away and ....our schedules conflict, so it hasn't happened.
...sigh.

Oh and I didn't know that men loved eating pussy until recently, from hearing about it from others because the men I've had...were lazy and did not do it.

 

who is this post directed at? you seem to be talking directly to me, are you calling me a pussy?

 

You know he's talking to that sweet donkey ass of yours.

 

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It's been my experience that men just aren't that good at it. I can't even let a guy eat me out any more.

Even women who have never been with a woman before are better at it than any man I've been with.

That's okay, though. Men are good at OTHER things, and need to play to their strengths.

 

I've never been with a male in bed...and I don't want to think about a mans tongue down there just lapping away for the sake of it like he knows what he's doing. I'm delicate!

 

What is it going to break if the tongue twists too fast?

 

No. No dark_river, you can't 'post tease' me like this.

I like your posts, you've never let me down.

 

It's nice that you like eating pussy. Keep up the good work.

Pussy likes to be eaten.

 

You are not alone.