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  1. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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    To see if its true what they say

    How many gallons in an inch ?
     
  2. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    2, but it depends how hard you suck!

    Do dates date dates, or dates only date dates that date dates?
     
  3. crewcut

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    the summer months will date fall months, the springs months will date any date (a bit of a slag those spring dates) but the winter months never bother.

    how many sugars in your coffee?
     
  4. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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    There are two ways I can answer that question
    1 In a normal voice
    2 In a squeaky micky mouse voice


    Which do you want ?
     
  5. crewcut

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    :mickey: 3. whistled out your butt hole, short pips for more & long rips for stop.

    a man lost sight of his dog, wheres it at?
     
  6. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Still at home, dozy sod!

    Why did the dog suck his bone?
     
  7. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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    cos he had finished lickin his balls

    who was that man ?
     
  8. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    He was dat man!

    If the drummer drums, and the guitarist strums...what else can the singer do?
     
  9. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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    He hums

    hows the head ?
     
  10. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Still on the shower,thanks.

    Do apples know?
     
  11. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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    only about gravity

    what time is the next bus going to speke ?
     
  12. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Not until the Runcorn/Widnes bridge rotates.


    Why are tyres black?
     
  13. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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    so rabbits cant see them in the dark


    will work be shite tomorrow ?
     
  14. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

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    As usual

    Have you any grey poupon?
     
  15. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Might be on my shoes...went in the woods, lots of poop on there...

    Do bears really shit in the woods?
     
  16. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Do people really ask the same questions over and over.

    Whats better a tablet or a smartphone?
     
  17. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

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    Smartphone

    Are you fucking retarded?
     
  18. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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    sometimes I fuck retarded ! but mostly missionary

    Who turned the light on ?
     
  19. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    I light up everyones light and life.... :D

    Who put the dog out?
     
  20. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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    nobody ! its behind the couch licking its balls

    Why did nobody tell me work was gonna be even shiter than usual ?
     
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