Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Whats a pants tent?

I will reply after you explain...lol

 

Lol, a pants tent is made with a pants pole(pants tent pole).

How do turtles scratch their backs?

 

Get under a rock and wiggle...
Still dont get it, whats a pants pole? Lol

Do you ever feel like banging your head against a wall?

 

Yeah,,but Im a lousy Spackler
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Q-Where their any side effects from the new medication ?

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Probably, but dont forget, there are always mitigating circumstances!

Do you bee bop, or bop bop, or even bop bidly be bop?

 

What,with THESE feet?

Do you know anybody who doesn't know anybody?

 

Micky mouse...? Or who is that rabbit chap?

Do you fancy a foam party?

 

will you pick up the soap then

Who saw that coming ?

 

It dquished away...drat!

Do you like the little red robbin?

 

I prefer the Little Red Rooster-he's too late to crow today.


What's that you're hiding under the table???

 

a false leg

who de man ?

 

the babadook is a dem(0)n.

what makes the grass grow?

 

The one with a Heterogametic set of chromosomes.

Why is the color blue blue?

 

Grass puberty.

Why should socks match?

 

in order to leverage favor with the Gods.

When can you see a sound?

 

when you watch the blue men group.

how many people didnt go to st. ives?

 

That's an official secret....be careful,you may arouse 'their' interest'....



So here we are,about to start another new month-will you change your undies again?

 

I will change them by turning them inside out.

What do dogs think about when they are bored?

 

trees


do trees think "oh no not another fuckin dog " ?

 

No,they think "Wow-look at the size of that squirrel's nuts!"


Are you allowed out to play yet?