Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

The Sloth. Spend most of it's time 'chilling' and is always smiling-THAT'S the way to do it!


What's faster-light or bullshit?

 

You cant see bullshit without light so if you can see the bullshit then the light was faster.

Why is light good and dark bad?

 

Open and look in the fridge! A haaaaa!

When you jump up, whats the last bit to settle, do it in fro.t of a mirror

 

My beer belly.

Why is it good practice to wear shoes that fit?

 

So you can feel the spiders..

Any other ways to eat jelly?

 

Blindfolded.

Which is better: gin and lemonade or lemonade and gin?

 

Whoa! Sloe down there ...


Which is better ... a wine seller or a wine cellar?

 

Wine seller...less likely to run out of wine.

Is it better to go slow or Sloe?

 

Sloe every time. Slow is for worms ... sloes are for gin

Do you associate more with the city or the country?

 

The country, the city is far too busy.

How many goats can you fit into a Ford Focus?

 

That depends ... are they live goats, or ones that have been cut into convenient joints and cutlets?


How many beans make five?

 

2,462

why do people use umberellas in the rain ?

 

I asked Snoop Dog, he said "Fo Drizzle!"

Whats a good name for a pet lizard?

 

elizabeth

whats a good name for pet bigfoot ?

 

twinkletoes


is it bedtime ?

 

no

can clocks tell the time ?

 

If you give them a voice box.

What's the difference between a pinny and an apron?

 

their surnames

whats the difference between a pot and a saucepan ?

 

The lid.

Do conkers really drive away spiders?

 

only when their not out of petrol

should you push or pull a push ?