Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

You should flip it stand on it and preach the word of the one and only.

Is saying maybe a cheap way of not commiting to an answer?

 

Maybeeeeeee

Do you wash your hands then your face, or face befor hands?

 

both - simultaneously - in sulphuric acid

You realize the scarecrow in your field is alive. What to do?

 

Dance around him singing corn chants, well, why else is he there?

Can you peel a lychi in your mouth, using only your tongue?

 

If you can then give me your number


Is it going to rain in cronton today or not ?

 

Probably, weather report says there is 80% chance of raining dead kittens.

Why does your milkshake bring all the boys from the yard?

 

cos their life is shitter than yours


where do you go to my lovely ?

 

Uptown, downtown, crosstown all around town sometimes underground...sometimes I'm in more than once place at the same time

Why do they need so many different area codes?

 

To make life confusing.

Why do I have to go to bed? (Not now, just why in general).

 

You don't have to...drink some coffee

Have you ever bought batteries and they were dead.?

 

kodak batteries get me every time. dont fucking buy them they are absolute shit they are barely strong enough to run a remote when you first buy them and if you do put them in a remote they will be dead in less than 3 weeks. try those shits in a digital camera and...well that answers the question.

do you have any dvd's or cd's that are unopened? if yes then why? open those bitches up and listen!

 

I do, strangely enough...even still got unopened tapes! I call it, impulsive buying, lol.

Do you ever eat stuff that makes people go, ewwwwww?

 

i was surprised to hear that my coworker never heard of catsup on an omelette yet he acted like putting hot sauce on it was completely normal. the last time i distinctly remember hearing it was when i had a cream cheese, cinnamon raisin bagel.but i am sure its happened a few times since then but cant remember what i was eating.

how does your garden grow?

 

Green and lush...i hope! With a green giant right in the middle, who will do all the work, just because he likes to see me smile

Do frogs really taste like cabage?

 

Not the two I had

If you tickle a woman's belly will she get pregnant ?

 

I hope not!

Do you giggle at yourself in a mirror?

 

I never look at myself in a mirror Only when I shave ! and if I laugh then I may cut myself


Why does no one listen ?

 

Because its not interesting enough?

Do the worms in your garden sleep at night?

 

They must, I don't hear them at night.

What do earthworms do in their spare time when they have eaten and are full?

 

Lay on your garden seat, sunning and chilling, along with the ants, who bring them cool drinks! True!

Have you got a gobbling sock monster?