I think I'm on..like...my 7th life now

Walmart would be the most unrealistic place to rob because of witnesses and set up

 

This was in the very back of the store where there's a door right by the register..people are really only supposed to pay there if they're having their car serviced but they will ring you up if you have 1 or 2 items to pay for..

 

No offense but it dosent sound like you almost died, he didnt even show a gun or anything.
Pretty crazy but I guess nothing abnormal from what I've seen in the area...
I worked at a place that had its window smashed in and broke into, that same night 8 places got hit on the same road.

I witnessed a robbery that was 4 black men at the gas station about 100 feet from my house.

A guy robbed Khols and was getting chased, he threw the gun in my bushes and I had ATF searching my yard.

I had a guy run into my yard after the cops had been called on him, and I was outside smoking, didnt even see him.

Guy did a home invasion on my parents while I was 12 years old, I was golfing about 100 yards away and bashed his skull in with a 7 iron, he was 20 years old and his freinds left him for me to take care of.

Caught a guy breaking into my car before.

Broke down on 6 mile, in Detroit at 3am, 2 gangs came from both sides of the street, started flashing gang signs, then they all pulled out guns, luckily the car started and I sped off as fast as I could.

Ive been in 10 car accidents.

Lotta close calls

 

I thought the thread was gonna be about reincarnation. I only clicked it because i already checked every other new thread.

You can always go back and ask if there was a robbery.

We all have probly come closer to dying than we ever realized and never even known about it.
i also was stuck in a riptide for quite a while.
nearly fell over a low railing a few stories up and most recently had kidney stones block up both my uereters. Was in no pain so if i hadnt just been to the hospital i would have not even thought about having not urinated in the last 24 hours...came real close to having kidney failure.

 

Yeah, I was kinda joking about nobody caring and also about almost dying. I really don't know what ended up happening back there and if anyone did get hurt then it's not funny to joke about it.. but I kind of joke about everything, it's how I cope with life.

I have had much closer brushes with death.

 

what was your closest?

 

Ehhhh, I don't really wanna get into details. I've tried to kill myself on three different occasions.

 

o I guess I thought we were talking about accidental times or things you couldnt control not NDE by self infliction, glad your okay though

 

I thought we were talking about any near death experiences and close calls.

 

3 times....makes sense based upon women/men suicide rates

 

Thats weird. They usually sell 8ths here. Never seen nobody dun aint 7th sell

 

or if the guy having his car serviced needs to be at work 5 minutes ago and they are bringing his keys up right at that moment and a fat woman shows up with $250 worth of groceries just before he can pay. literally, it was $250 in food items. that woman doesn't even realize she was having a near death experience...

 

wow. did he die?

what did you do about that one?

you sound like a bad driver

 

Seventh life, more to come.
I know some on seventh wife.

 

sorry to hear that

 

but happy you failed

 

Yeah the other six were bitches

 

kind of, she is on her 7th life but only 3 were attempts. i am glad that the attempts failed but i am sad that the other 4 ever happened.

 

If someone divulges something intensely painful about their personal experience, no flippant remarks please.