Short People Represent

fuck off, tall person. you suck.

still, being of delicate stature, i can say that there's very few men too short for me, i'm never a wallflaower at a club, nor was i ever one at a school dance. i can be called a pocket venus, i can reach the top shelf with a handy footstool, and no one has ever turned away when i needed help on the side of the highway.

 

i can't help being tall :bigcry:

 

Guilty


Still though most I thought most of you women liked your men tall, because of the belief (whether real, implied, or imagined) that we're more capable of protecting you in case of trouble :H



Hotwater

 

How tall are ya, Jess??

 

i am 5'4" on a good day that's average around here

 

...short people....

...shakes head....

 

i'm 5'8'' ish...

 

5'10" - 5'11" I guess that's about average.

 

5' 4" average (Shocked)


Ever run into a guy named Lemuel Gulliver :jester:




Hotwater

 

I'll still snuggle with you, don't worry

 

Me too

 

I'm non-vertically challenged and I don't have a Garden Gnome. I do have one of these though thanks to a smart-assed buddy of mine.

 

5'2" - I've been told by a dude I'm kind of seeing that guys find it sexy when their ladies are short.

 

I was gonna post up a devastating critique of small people..
..until I realised the amount of shorties in this thread alone.

Suddenly, I had visions of being hacked to death by an army of midgets who arrive in the night on those minimoto bikes.

Therefore, I will NOT say that "short people represent the result of malnutrition, sexual self abuse in adolescence and very possibly inbreeding"

<runs>

 

a bit under the average for the US - I am just under 5' 4" and average is 5' 4.4" so not really short

 

wow, i did not realize that the travelocity gnome had been around since 2006. time flies...

 

well i'm not really short short. my mom was 4'11 and my dad was 5'2. the tallest i've been was around 5'4. i'm at the age now where that starts shrinking or soon will. not noticibly yet. actually i'm not absolutely certain about that. because i know of some people who remained tall well into their convolescence from life.

but at any rate, it would be totally odd if i were to get any taller now.

i haven't really measured my eartips to hindpaws in more then a decade, so i can't be any more certain nor accurate then that.

 

well my dad DID claim to have wacked off in a flower pot and that was why i was a blooming idiot.

but it would be a good idea to run,

"for we are the little folk we,
to little to kill or to hate,
but leave us alone or you'll see
how we can tear down the state.

we are the thorn in the foot,
we are the rot at the root
we are the little folk we

this was, i forget who wrote it, but its from the off centaur song book, that was published sometime in the very early 80s or possibly late 70s.

it was performed by off centaur, back when jordan kare was still a filker.
that's something like, what is it, 30 years ago now.

 

i'm about 5'7" on a good day but i did see an actual midget the other day that dude couldn't have been more that 3'6" probably less