is my penis to average?

I wont go put with a guy unless he wears a size thirteen shoe.
All seriousness, I knew a guy who wore a size twelve shoe and he said he was only about nine inches fully erect.
What does size mean anyway? Its not the size at all, its what you know about everything else in sex and how you point it. Any man I have been with had about a seven inch maybe and it never did that concern me. Now if he didnt know what to do it would be a short relationship. Never have I ran into a short relationship over sex. Somehow things were often being introduced to me that I didnt know. Its what I love about sex, intercourse is only a part of it and there is a whole huge list of other activities that are in pkay as well.
When will a guy ever ask Do I know enough if this is what I know? Educate dude. Ask a girl what she likes.

 

Well, suger, good luck. Only one man in 62 has a penis as long as 8".

 

Damn. I'm a size 15 (seriously).

Although, to be honest, the saying "men who have big feet have..." is only a case of "....big shoes".

 

Well you gotta be at least thirteen inches where it matters,,,PM me,,, just kidding,,,

 

That means don't pm her unless her speculation is true lol. I wonder how that works for girth? My wrists are 8.5 inches circumference!

 

Mine can play the harmonica and recite Shakespeare

 

Mine can go Bzzzz bzzzz bzzz,,, its a vibrating strap on, wanna give it a go?


Hahahahahahahahaha

 

My shoes have laces, but my trainers are strap-ons.

 

there is only one place to go from here...and its to post the song detachable penis. you all already know it though so i will let you all use your imagination

 

Is my grammer to average?

 

What's a grammer, pray tell?

 

I have a 14 inch cock and i am still loney as hell

I wish they could see me for how big i am and not how i look

 

gotta click the link for a hint