I look at it this way, if someone else farts?...it's pretty gross... and if someone burps, I usually laugh... so, I'll go with burping.
I love burping and farting but as my name suggests, I prefer to fart. Sharting... actually feels so great, but very embarassing to clean if you do it with undies on.
shrek! great quote though! pretty accurate though in my opinion! people who ho;ld them in seem to be uptight and you know they are liars when they say "they don't fart" EVERYONE farts! its here to stay, may as well get used to it! natural part of life!!
Both. In the comfort of my own privacy. If it happens in front of people, I rather just be dead. As for sharting... sharting pisses the... well, you know... out of me, lol. I understand farting and burping, but sharting... that's just life being uncalled for, lol.