Million Dollar Ideas

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Meagain, Jul 7, 2014.

  1. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    I've GOT it!
    THE million-dollar idea.....it came to me in a moment of epiphany...are you ready?


    BLADELESS SCISSORS!

    Yes-scissors you CAN run with-safely!

    [right-must go organise an offshore tax haven......]
     
  2. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Yeah... Scissors with no handles has already been done. No money in that

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  3. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Car airconditioning that doesn't increase fuel use.
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    do porn videos actually generate any money anymore? are there still suckers that pay for what is all over the internet for free anyway?

    i suppose they can make some money by selling ads on the page, but i can't imagine it being a particularly profitable industry at this point.
     
  5. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Did u not see what i said about that teen mom mtv chick :eek:

    she got a million buckaroos for one scene with james deen

    she can now "retire" from whatever it was that she was doing
     
  6. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    ^you said that she made a million bucks, not that her video generated that much.

    some pervert with too much money must have wasted a lot of his fortune on getting his tv crush to fuck on camera. i refuse to believe that regular people actually threw away anywhere near that much money on it.
     
  7. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    We need to find some girl like her. anyone here own a decent video camera thingy??

    I am an amateur boom operator so we just need a camera and someone who can edit videos.
     
  8. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    On to my next idea.

    I had this one last night while awaiting the descent of the blanket of slumber.

    Thinking of Bob Dylan, I thought of his harmonica holder.

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    Then I thought of all these people who constantly play with their Smart phones and it hit me! A Smart phone holder! Think of it, your Smart phone is always there, ready to use without reaching into a pocket or purse. Very handy for when you are driving down the road. You could text with both hands and use your knees to steer...or even watch movies while driving and still have both hands free to steer, shift gears, drink coffee, scratch yourself, or flip the double bird.

    I've PhotoShopped a prototype onto some dork (shown below).


    [​IMG]

    ...so that's three million so far.
     
  9. Ranger

    Ranger Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Donald Sterling?
     
  10. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    well a "car" that never came in contact with the ground and never consumed any fuel.
     
  11. *Yogi*

    *Yogi* Resident Racist

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    Then you need to find out how to make the current batteries they use, Actually work and last longer than a couple hundred at best so far. If you want it to really cause no out of pocket expense fuel wise, You will have to adapt solar panels small and powerful enough to keep the batteries charged, Or better yet, Charge during operation.
     
  12. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    oddly enough, i know of several things that would fit THAT description. too bad i can't take credit for any of their parts.
     
  13. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    Custom solar panels. Instead of boring ugly rectangle panels sitting on the roof of your house why not incorporate the panels into the the house! People pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for a house and the looks are ruined with ugly panels. I actually bought some solar cells to experiment with this.

    Also, a lithium-ion robotic lawnmower would be awesome.
     
  14. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    A new madden game that has all the old features of 2 console generations ago. :2thumbsup:
     
  15. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    no shit. all i want is a decent franchise mode, but 10 years ago they stopped putting any effort into that, and i think the last few years they took it out completely.

    the actual gameplay has never been all that fun; what made it addictive was growing your team. but apparently someone who has never played the game decided the new direction of the series, and for some reason everyone just went along with it.
     
  16. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    OMG I totally agree. I think madden 04 was with owner mode and I loved that.
    I actually haven't bought a madden since madden 12 but tempted to try this years on new console.
     
  17. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i had 04 too, and it was great. then i got 08 and it was so much worse. there were a few minor improvements and a lot of huge disappointments. i haven't tried any since then, i've just read the reviews and it doesn't sound like there's any improvement in what i care about.
     
  18. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    For the new game? I heard they'd taken franchise out completely in single player but then read it's about what it is in madden 12 so with the new graphics and roster I might be interested. Some of the gameplay sounds fun. As long as they get the defense right, that's all I ever cared about was a realistic feel and not 40+ point all game every game where the same hot plays work time and time again.
     
  19. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    no, i haven't looked into the new one at all. i think 13 was the last one i bothered researching.
     
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