Something you envy about the opposite gender

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Fueled by Coffee, Jul 22, 2014.

  1. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    well, you can try. It would be funny as hell to watch you doing it ;).

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  2. RubySoho6

    RubySoho6 Organized Chaos

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    HAHA, My real name is entirely too long for that business.
     
  3. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    three or four extra cups of diuretic tea and then 3, 2, 1, go ;).

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  4. acuarela

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    Being able to pee while standing, particularly in public restrooms.
    No periods.
    Their amazing ability to open jars.
    Sense of orientation.
     
  5. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    The ability to suspend a misspent youth by wearing makeup.Oh yeah.And wearing dresses and getting all girly with your female pals.
     
  6. Sitka

    Sitka viajera

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    Not much. It's a man's world, sadly.
     
  7. MeatyMushroom

    MeatyMushroom Juggle Tings Proppuh

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    The power to win any fucking argument, regardless of being right or not.
     
  8. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    girl can walk up to just about any man they want and get sex if they want it

    doesnt work that way for men
     
  9. Tom155

    Tom155 Member

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  10. MeatyMushroom

    MeatyMushroom Juggle Tings Proppuh

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    What she forgot to show is what the toilet looked like after she used it on the plane.

    I can't even remember how I learned to aim it, I can imagine it being an interesting experience for a newb to the Stand Up Wee.. especially since it's a dead bit of plastic?
     
  11. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Unless the girl in question is a whore, are you suggesting we men are all prostitutes? :eek:

    You’re right :cheers2:


    Hotwater
     
  12. BlackBillBlake

    BlackBillBlake resigned HipForums Supporter

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    I'd have to disagree based on personal experience. Sex = power in one sense.


    I tend to agree, but a beautiful or attractive form goes a long way, and women who are like that know it and some of them capitalize on their good fortune. I don't blame them.
     
  13. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    On that note- that comes close to one of the few things I envy about being a guy. One of them is on long car trips or other places where there isn't a bathroom for a long, long time... if a guy really needs to go they can MUCH easier just find a spot and go. No big deal. And without getting their pants all wet. :p


    Anyways... other stuff people probably already mentioned....
    But not having to deal with things like monthly periods.

    I can't think of too much else. When I mentioned monthly periods I thought about pregnancy and childbirth and debated that but I actually think that's something that I'd MISS as a guy and something guys are missing out on.

    The only other thing I can think of has to do with physical strength... but more like, real or perceived male physical strength. That male don't have to worry about (or actually) get messed with as much. You know, just don't have to worry about some girl coming into their house and raping and killing them. Just doesn't happen that way. So, guys are less vulnerable.
     
  14. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    On that same note, yeah, you just don’t see women driving around the neighborhood stalking males then dragging them into a van and raping them :rolleyes:


    Hotwater
     
  15. expanse

    expanse Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    I guess this thread adds proof to the fact that guys have it much easier.
     
  16. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    Yea, same thing. Different scenario.

    One of the things I like least about being a female.
    I mean you don't ever hear guys say they feel safer walking around after dark when they have a female with them.
     
  17. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    Not enough guys are contributing to this thread.
     
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    the vagina dont crawl up into the lower abdomen when its 0C-32F.. awe nuts.. ;)
     
  19. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    A mans physical strength in a punch....jees i would like to knock a guy clean out some times :D
     
  20. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Are you saying you regularly see men do that over there?
     
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