Let's post funny things that white people do.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Wizardofodd, Jul 23, 2014.

  1. MeatyMushroom

    MeatyMushroom Juggle Tings Proppuh

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    Hahaha, I like that.
     
  2. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    Recognize anyone in this picture?

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  3. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Two snakes and their handler?
     
  4. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    LOL, good one.
     
  5. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    Originally Posted by kokujin View Post
    Stuff white people do

    - get nervous - at times for no reason - when a black person enters a room
    - Say they wanna go to Africa but never specifically where.
    - Always wanna go to Chipolte.
    - ALWAYS ask your name at parties (like seriously lol wtf??? that's not conversation)
    - Say "I'm not racist but..."
    - Ask you if you wash your dreads
    - Listen to Macklemore
    - Listen to Macklemore but think he's Mac Miller



    Kay.... I haven't been on here in days and am surprised this thread is still going.

    Kokujin.... I must say most of those aren't very good. at least not for me....
    considering...
    I don't get nervous when black people enter a room.
    I have already been to Sierra Lionne.
    Have never been to Chipotle... nor have any desire too. (have better taste in mexican food than that... like...real mexican food)....
    Have never said I'm not racist but...ever.
    Eh there's one song by Macklemore I like a lil... if it's on the radio... but I like better hip hop than macklemore.
    forgot to add don't ask black people anything about their hair. and also dont ask anyone...black or white about their dreads. because i dont care. i like dreads on black hair and on white hair they can look good too but mostly i just assume white ppl w dreads are obsessed w bob marley. shrugs.
     
  6. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    Hm I can beat that. For some reason I've never had the desire to watch any of the fast and the furious movies at all. Not my thing. Fast cars...action.... boring.
     
  7. Wizardofodd

    Wizardofodd Senior Member

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    Start sentences with K or Kay instead of Okay. ;)
     
  8. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Well if you do change your mind and suddenly decide to become a high speed fuel-injected suicide machine
    I recommend the original Fast & Furious movie


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    Scene from Mad Max


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  9. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    lol.

    i doubt that'll happen but thanks. ;) :)

    Pretty much w movies I watch exclusively.... well comedies and dramas....a good mystery type thing now and then (not to be confused w horror)...

    So, speaking of fast and the furious....didn't the one lead guy from those movies die from a car accident while driving around speeding all fast sometime fairly recently?
     
  10. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Yeah, Paul Walker RIP :(



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  11. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    Missed that first time around.

    Yea I do that.;)

    Yea that's it. Don't know much about the guy... just remember hearing that on the news and thinking "well that's ironic and kinda goes to figure in the way of the guy who lived with grizzly bears being killed by a grizzly bear kinda way".
     
  12. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8"]Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama - YouTube
     
  13. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    Not sure I understand this .... the original Fast & Furious movie is from 1955 and has nothing to do with Mad Max.
     
  14. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

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    Mad max rules. Fast and furious. Meh
     
  15. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    The rights to the film's title (but not the story rights) were purchased and became the title of the 2001 film The Fast and the Furious - Wiki :rolleyes:



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  16. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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  17. happilyinlove

    happilyinlove with myself :p

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    I use two different aerosol cans.

    Ya this adds to my carbon footprint. I walk to work though so I think it evens it out.
     
  18. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Where should I start ….. why you hummus eating, Facebook posting, Bumper sticker displaying, Frisbee tossing, Sweater wearing, Rugby playing, Dinner Party attending, St Patrick Day celebrating, You’re nothing If you didn't attend Graduate school conceited , Organic Food eating, Film Festival attending, Yoga practicing, Arrested Development watching, Outdoor concert going, Toyota Prius driving, water surfing, Late night with Conan O'Brien watching, bumpkins


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  19. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    dont forget... we go for walks in snowstorms too...just for fun...then they find us in a snowbank...
     
  20. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    Ha. Only seven of them for me.
     
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