Ran Out Of Toilet Paper While Shitting (Please Help)

UPDATE: friend has arrived and brought me toilet paper. Everything is ok now. Was in there for a little over 2 hours.

I think we all learned a valuable lesson today.. NEVER TOUCH YOUR EMERGENCY TOILET PAPER ROLL.

thankfully i always bring my laptop or phone with me in there so i was able to contact someone.

 

Put the laptop down. Jesus Christ. Shitting with your laptop? Seriously?? If you would have brought a book like a normal person, at least you would have had something to wipe your ass with! Why don't you take a break from your 'sooocial meeedia' and take a trip to the dollar store!

j/k, I have no room to talk. Every time I take a shit I bring my extra 'gaming cell phone' and play some stupid game. The great thing is, it's not activated, so no one can text or call and interrupt my moment of daily (or... bi-weekly...) solitude lol. I can't stand talking or texting while I'm sitting on the holey of all holeys.

But seriously... shitting with your laptop?? lol

 

I can't stop laughing at this thread.

 

^ oh shit (pun not actually intended) me too!

Sorry for your two hour toilet trip though Rollin

 

:hitsfan:

 

I knew immediately when I saw title ...it was you rollingstoned that started this crap thread :hitsfan:

 

Christ man, if it's that bad, you really need to reconsider your diet. And if shit ruins your shower...well...you aren't using a shower for its intended purposes

 

My shower is sacred. i dont deficate in there.

 

No butt hopefully you wash your bum.

 

You start the shittiest threads....

 

Only 37% of my threads are about shit. The rest are about boners an public fails

 

See how you are?

 

You sure have had some shit luck lately.

 

See how the where when you are?

 

That doesn't make sense... Not even close.

 

I am so happy I read this thread....................

 

i have had to do the shower thing before. luckily, i don't think i've ever gotten stuck in that situation in a showerless bathroom.

i remember one time in high school one guy was taking a shit in the locker room and another guy kept spraying him with the hose, so shitting guy just pulled his pants up and walked all the way across the school to the other restroom to wipe. as far as i know, no shit fell out and got on any sort of carpet though.

 

This reminds me of when i played volleyball in high school, we were at another school for a game and we were changing in their away locker room before the game and one of my teammates shat on their locker room floor lol.