A word of advice

Check the length of the toilet queues before you need to go

 

Never stick your hand in the mouth of a dog that you do not know.

 

Drive on the correct side of the road.

 

Learn which side that is :mickey:

 

good advice costs nothing, and is worth the price.

 

some who will fight, don't do it for themselves.

 

A 'wet floor' sign is a warning,NOT an instruction.

 

If it quacks like a duck, its a duck.

 

if it was born in a stable it could still be a duck.

 

if i was a duck id be a damn good runner

 

Dont forget that there is a 1 inch vertical incline on the floor at the entrance of your bedroom....

Dont stub your toe.....

 

If your going to be sea sick, go to the back of the boat, not the front...

 

If you are an emperor, hire someone to taste test your food.

 

Don't accept a position as an emperor's food taster...it can drastically shorten your life expectancy

 

Read the small letters on paper.

 

Don't be the person walking backwards moving a large object if the person on the other end walks faster than you.

 

Always tie corpse's laces together before burying them-that way,if zombies are real,we've got a chance to outrun 'em.

 

give your brake and fuel lines a good looking over so you can do the necessary repairs BEFORE coating everything in oily undercoating

 

Always make sure that you're sending your text to the correct recipient before you hit send.

 

sound advice.

Always make sure your boss isn't around when you're recounting an inappropriate work moment.