A word of advice

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by lunarverse, Jul 27, 2010.

  1. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Check the length of the toilet queues before you need to go
     
  2. expanse

    expanse Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    Never stick your hand in the mouth of a dog that you do not know.
     
  3. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    Drive on the correct side of the road.
     
  4. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Learn which side that is :mickey:
     
  5. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    good advice costs nothing, and is worth the price.
     
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  6. broony

    broony Banned

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    some who will fight, don't do it for themselves.
     
  7. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    A 'wet floor' sign is a warning,NOT an instruction.
     
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  8. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    If it quacks like a duck, its a duck.
     
  9. troubled

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    if it was born in a stable it could still be a duck.
     
  10. broony

    broony Banned

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    if i was a duck id be a damn good runner
     
  11. aesthetic

    aesthetic Z

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    Dont forget that there is a 1 inch vertical incline on the floor at the entrance of your bedroom....

    Dont stub your toe.....
     
  12. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    If your going to be sea sick, go to the back of the boat, not the front...
     
  13. expanse

    expanse Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    If you are an emperor, hire someone to taste test your food.
     
  14. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Don't accept a position as an emperor's food taster...it can drastically shorten your life expectancy
     
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  15. broony

    broony Banned

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    Read the small letters on paper.
     
  16. secret_thinker

    secret_thinker Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Don't be the person walking backwards moving a large object if the person on the other end walks faster than you.
     
  17. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Always tie corpse's laces together before burying them-that way,if zombies are real,we've got a chance to outrun 'em.
     
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  18. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    give your brake and fuel lines a good looking over so you can do the necessary repairs BEFORE coating everything in oily undercoating
     
  19. expanse

    expanse Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    Always make sure that you're sending your text to the correct recipient before you hit send.
     
  20. secret_thinker

    secret_thinker Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    :D sound advice.

    Always make sure your boss isn't around when you're recounting an inappropriate work moment.
     

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