yet another lies thread

Tomorrow's weather is supposed to be nice, warm, just enough sun for your body and zero chance of rain fall...

 

I've managed to fill all 3 terabytes on this computer's HDD with wise sayings I thought up

 

I got a hole in one on that 376 yard par 4 at the golf course yesterday.

 

I only hitchhike on the highway after i went to a strip joint.

 

I haven't been sitting here thinking up dastardly plots to get you all off my boat....mwhahahaha!

 

i buy custom clothes in my country.

 

I was scratching my head trying to recall where I'd thrown my boomerang,when suddenly it came back to me

 

I have decided not to turn my clocks back.

 

I went to the funfair today and won a prize-this 'Boil-in-the-bag' goldfish!

 

Im so warm, I think I will turn the heating off....

 

Morrow is hotter than a pepper sprout......;-)

 

I think my hair is getting too long...it nearly reaches my head!

 

After having long hair my whole life I have decided to go bald.

 

I am NEVER going to drink espresso again....starting right after I finish this fresh pot.....

 

I won the powerball last night.

 

After a night of tossing and turning, I love jumping out of a warm bed on a cold morning to take my dog for a walk.

 

Ive never been a 2v5 fight..

 

Waddles [my Corgi] does NOT fart....and when she doesn't fart they do NOT stink!

 

I was disappointed yesterday because it did not snow.

 

i married an anchovy