I smoked a half a dime saturday and got a job offer today!

Dont work out the day of the test. Work out up to a few days before then start eating a lot so your body starts to store fat. That way anything that's in your fat cells stays there.

IME marijuana stays in your system a lot shorter time than most people think if you're not a heavy daily smoker. There are other drugs that are fat soluble too and I believe they behave similarly as far as drug testing is concerned.

 

force yourself to chug glass after glass of water.
i do for 3 days and pass everytime.(knocks on wood)

 

maybe do it the day of, but doing it for days and days makes no difference if your trying to dilute it

 

I wanna know if he passed or not, did I miss something?

 

Good news is he passed his drug test.

Bad news is he scored around 50 on the IQ test.

 

He has no control over his intelligence, but you can always make the choice to be a nicer person

 

yes rep+

edit have too spread it around first

 

He has no control over his intelligence?
Really?

Then who does?

 

If we could control our level of intelligence then we'd all be geniuses.

 

Heh...exactly. That's why I'm most definitely a fuckin genius. You really gotta be careful with assumptions; as soon as you start assuming things, you might as well walk out in the street with ur eyes wide shut!:sifone:

 

I had the interview today and he asked when can I start? So I told him once the recruiter clears the offer I can then start, so I'm assuming in two weeks I will have the test.

 

There's personal liberty, and there's stupidity, and somewhere in the middle....

My answer about when I could start would be just as soon as they stop invasive bullshit like demanding your urine to police what you do on your own time.

They might even take you after that answer, if it's a good small employer who needs you and can be made to see reason. But I guess you are probably not that guy they would reconsider for, considering the nature of your questions in these matters. And I don't think I would want you to be, either, because I am, and I don't want to be judged by people who learned about smokers from you.

 

I refuse to work under any circumstances anywhere that I am descriminating against for using Marijuana (outside of work hours).

Stuff that. Good luck with your test.