Distract The Person Above You!

Orison,HOW can a guitarist of your standing be so [shudder] shallow!?
Bex is talking about deliberately ruining my finely-tuned,perfectly pitched instruments,bro!

Right-see if THIS pulls the strings of your stone heart,you MONSTER!

 

i love you

 

Weirdly I tend to be the most noisy, distracting and clumsy when I genuinely try to be discreet and silent, rather than when I try to be a nuisance. It seems like the harder I try and the worst it is, I bump, drop and knock down things so much it gets ridiculous (not to mention it's usually the time people decide to call or show up at the door, dammit). So... that's what I'd do to distract the person above me, try to be discreet and goof around.

 

you attracted me instead

 

Don't look under your bed tonight dope. There's nothing under here...shit!...I mean there,honest there isn't...

 

Damn it! The night cleaning crew has been eating Doritos at my desk again!

Please don't ask how I have a picture of myself looking at Dorito crumbs.

 

Watch out for helicopters, if you're an ant.

 

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Crap!!! I'm late for work!

 

Hate to say it expanse...but in your haste,you forgot your briefcase,mate!

 

The travel agent said "Try America,Puggy-it's FULL of interesting stuff!"

 

^^^ That

 

Thanks Puggy,

 

You've been ordered not to read this. Yes,YOU-you're expressly ordered NOT to read this. M'kay?

 

Ummm..... Whut?

 

I'm in a band called 'Missing Cat'. You may have seen our posters around town...

 

Very distracting! Well done