Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

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Is that an english saying?

 

Only if you say it in Latvian.


Why is it lucky to have a chimney sweep at your wedding?

 

To clean out the cobwebs for the new hubby.

Why are oysters considered an aphrodisiac?

 

Well have you ever heard an oyster say 'no'?


How come no psychics have ever won the lottery?

 

They dont tell anyone when they win because then they wouldnt be allowed to play.

Why isnt a football round?

 

Because if it was round it would be a discus..which could confuse those intellectual football players.



Which side of a roundabout is the front?

 

Somewhere around the front

Why is santa claus coming to town?

 

Because society expects it.

What makes some people more famous after their death?

 

People didnt like talkinv about them, when they were alive.

When you walk, would you say you have a wiggle, or a wobble?

 

Depends on where your looking.

How come saying something is hot is the same as saying its cool but different from saying its cold?

 

it's not it is your saying

 

I blame that Daniel Farenheit bloke-it's all his fault!


How come Tarzan didn't have a beard?

 

he was after the lady

 

As questions go,dope-that tripped over it's own feet,m'main man.


Are the meds not having the desired effect?

 

Well they gave me an eye twitch so yes.

How many points for a dead chicken?

 

Depends on how many needles were involved.

Why did the chicken cross her eyes?

 

because she was catholic


why is brown dirt brown?

 

That is what mrs dirt called her son
if you put five odds and ends and a table and take four of them off
which do you have left

 

The cobbled crack pipe.

The zombies sing the song "shes not there"
where is she?

 

Right

Why is the octopus so jealous?