I wish! My hands are the dishwasher. Can you do complicated math problems in your head without a calculator?
I did but it fucked up all my paper plates. Do you ever hear people use the saying "cut that on" when talking about the lights or power to a machine?
No, if I'm going to get the blender out it will be a smoothie. Usually banana with milk, honey, oats. Do you eat white bread?
I was taking a multivitamin all through winter but stopped again now. Have you ever had a bad side effect from a medication?
Yes, but ecstatic to me wouldn't be ecstatic to all because everyone is different. How much coffee do you drink per day?
Everyone experiences things differently. Who is/was one of the wisest people that you know of (not including yourself)?
Never have,hon-though I did once boil some prawn crackers. [not a success] what's the silliest joke you know?
What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint! Cracks me up, I know it's silly. Same question because I like jokes!
Anything by the Annoying Orange on Utube.. so your guest isn't going, you have yawned, removed their glass, sitting on the edge of your seat...whats next?
Yes even if the rent is, honestly, too expensive for us. I have a nice home and I love where we're located. Do you prefer the country, the suburb or the city?
Country but my work is in the suburbs so that's where I live. Were you born in the country you live in?