Wish I Had Out Of Body Exp

Hey I'm joey. just sittin in my room n realizing how fucked up life is. wish i could go out of my body n have a revelation haha

 

Okay...

 

this is why I had a zipper installed.

 

How you doin, Joey?

 

Try Kentamine.

9/10 veterinarians reccomend it as a first line anasthetic for horses and for the "totally rad" out of body experiences.

 

I feel this way a lot. It usually ends up with me writing a song or hoping on a ferry to get out of my room.

 

Try to fill the void with something healthy like exercise or creative like an instrument or painting or something

 

smoke some hash

 

Go to the top of the nearest hill and sleep there for seven days and nights. Make sure to bring a poncho liner and poncho in case of rain or other inclement weather.