Scared Of Aeroplanes

Hi, I am scared of aeroplanes.
What are the best tips to get high without actually having to fly?

Love, bird.

 

Be a bird.

 

Q: how do i go high without flying?

A: various pictures of alternative methods of flying.




obviously, the simple answer is this:

 

just climb to the highest peak... then walk off... careful... the come down is killer

 

I like pleasure spiked with pain and music is my aeroplane.

 

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