A word of advice

don't buy a fucking toyota prius. you don't help the world by saving gas, your car still made of fucking oil you damn hippy.

 

don't expect the world to end when its convenient for you to do so.

 

If someone does you wrong.... Forgive them and try again.

 

I forgive and forget because the good Lord wants us too.

 

When you need to borrow money, borrow from a pessimist. He/she won't ever expect it back.

 

reading is good..

 

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haha I had a quote about that yesterday.


word of advice... learn a 2nd language

 

Don't use the remote control to scratch your back when your wife has her girlfriends over to watch their favorite program.

 

remote control to scratch your back....LOL

Don't drop the remote control in a big glass of water you have sitting on the floor as I did clutzily last night. had to trade it in for a new one today...and suffer without it all last night....

 

Hair brushes and forks work wonders for back scratchers......
and if they are not available at that moment you cannot stand it anymore...nail files work, too....

 

MYOB

and quit gossiping like a bunch of old ladies

 

If you want to be truly helpful. Give to those who ask and don't give them what you think they need

 

So true. I keep a fork on the stand beside my bed for hard to reach itches. A visitor happened to notice it and asked what a fork was doing beside my bed. I told them it was for hard to reach itches. I could see by the look on their face that they didn't believe me. After that, I covered it up with a washcloth. A week later, the same visitor saw the washcloth and asked me what it was for. What could I say but that it was to keep the dust off my fork. Again, I could see they didn't believe me. So now I just keep my bedroom door closed and locked when that son of a bitch comes over.

 

You can't change a persons belief believe it it or not.
except your own

well there are no exceptions

You can change you mind

 

I have a question about your advice

Who are the old ladies you are gossiping about?

 

I am not. Everything I say is out in the open. Any old lady I was ever close to, loved me......but I have seen groups and cliques before gossip...I just keep my distance.....and I am also not stupid.....i see results.....just like a scientist, as well.

 

Funny....I should keep one in my night stand for hard to reach places on my back.....instead of suffering with a pair of small nail scissors or tweezers which do not reach anyway, because i am too lazy and half asleep to get up to go to the bathroom for that friendly hair brush....

 

Oh man, if only I had thought to keep it IN my night stand instead of on it, my visitor wouldn't be thinking that I have some unmentionable desire that only a fork can fulfill. But it's for ease access in the middle of the night when you don't want to wake yourself up by fumbling around inside a drawer.

By the way, is that you in your avatar?

 

Yes, looking in the mrrior.....

and my hair brush is a friendly one...stiff bristles and not soft do not do anything bristles....
Those kinds of brushes are useless.....